In anticipation of the upcoming James Franco roast on Comedy Central (which has already been recorded and is supposedly full of predictable “Franco is gay” jokes), here’s a list of 15 of the best roasts the channel has offered to this date. (Vulture)
Shailene Woodley harvests her own spring water from mountains and makes her own cheese and medicines. Sure, you can laugh at all of that, but guess who will be standing when the real zombie apocalypse happens? (Us Weekly)
Uwe Boll has decided to try his hand at funding a film through Kickstarter. Is he taking the piss or totally serious? One can never tell with ol’ Uwe. (Film Drunk)
As you head into the weekend, here are 5 Netflix recommendations to help you get ready for the Fall television season. (WG)
This is an awe-inspiring screenshot/photo of LeAnn Rimes “honoring Martin Luther King’s dream” by having a black dude hold her umbrella while she sings “Amazing Grace.” (Jezebel)
You know, I’m actually disappointed in Robin Thicke for this photo of him with his hand up a groupie’s ass. I’ve tried not to like “Blurred Lines,” and not even Miley can shake me from loving that stupid song — but this photo? Super douchey. (Celebitchy)
Since Amanda Seyfried can be kind of (gasp!) uncontroversial and therefore “boring,” you may find it hard to believe that she owns the greatest celebrity dog ever. Finn is amazing. Let us worship the ways. (Buzzfeed)
Clint Eastwood and his wife, Dina Ruiz, have separated after 17 years of marriage. Rumor has it that he was cheating with a chair. (Vulture)
Ohmygod, Adam Levine in bikini bottoms is a revolting sight. How does this dude get any tail? Money. (Dlisted)
Daniel Craig is concerned that future James Bond movies will become pastiche, and he wants to bring back the humor without the one-liners. (Film School Rejects)
Daniel Radcliffe is smutty, absurd, and riveting as Allen Ginsberg in this Kill Your Darlings clip. (Slashfilm)
Do you really need a PSA that reminds you to bring hand sanitizer to a gaming convention? It certainly couldn’t hurt. (Kotaku)
The Venice Film Festival just kicked off, and Marina Ripa de Meana walked down the red carpet with a bird case on her head. ART. (Go Fug Yourself)
When it comes to these toilets of the future, I think the most important tip has to be “Don’t cross the streams.” Heh heh heh. (Mental Floss)
Here’s a new featurette that makes the Divergent adaptation look a hell of a lot more interesting than the teaser that aired on the VMAs. However, Theo James still seems completely wrong to play Four.
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