You know how they say it takes a village to raise a kid? Well, while I’m helping out my sister this week to raise her kid, a village of wonderful Pajibans helped me build today’s P. Love. So much thanks and drooly kisses to all of them. I learned the drooling trick from my nephew, apparently it equals love. First up from Scully we have this great list of the top ten misused words in the English language for you lovely loquacious ones. I have to call shenanigans on #3, but was shocked about “enormity.” SHOCKED. (Listverse)
Ah, but it was the slippery-tongued scribe at My Filthy Home who made me blush this morning. Thanks to Mrs. Smith for sending it my way. The visuals won’t get you fired, but don’t let your boss read the copy. (Filthy Home)
Speaking of things to make you blush, here is Miss Hendricks spilling out of a dress. Dear god, woman, who dresses you? I’m not complaining, but that looks painful. Also, for all of you who have ever called her fat, I’ll just say this. Those are obviously not the arms of a fat woman. (Celebitchy)
The Christina Hendricks fat question always makes me think of Pajiba’s own Courtney Enlow. Courtney has many talents, but chief among them (yes, CHIEF) is her encyclopedic knowledge of “Saved By The Bell.” In fact, I bet she knows all the 13 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About “Saved By The Bell” on this list. I’ll wager she’ll still click to see the bromazing Zack/Slater pec shot. (Buzzfeed)
Turns out Pajibans like lists. How seriously random is that? Kballs wins today for sending me a list of “Worst Lists.” Bid a fond farewell to your productivity. (Uncyclopedia)
Productivity, ha! You can’t fool me, katers sent me the following link and now I know you office monkeys are just playing monitor limbo all day. (BLDG/WLF)
I actually have a question for you cubicle cuties, how casual are you allowed to go on Friday? Is this “Star Trek” dress too lax? Save it for Cosplay Friday? Okay. How about these rad swimsuits that Tracer Bullet sent me? Mmmmm, Aquaman speedos. (Comics Alliance)
That’s right you corporate cads, I’m advocating Bring Your Bathing Suit To Work Day. You’ll never get anything done, you say? Don’t worry, after you read these facts about the human body it’ll lose some of its allure. 100 trillion bacterial cells?! Criminy, Scully! (Today I Found Out)
Speaking of distractions, how many of you busy worker bees turn into tweeting birds when you’re at the office? Here are two more ways to fritter on Twitter. First, here’s a fun tool that turns your every day tweets into taglines for a Summer Blockbuster, complete with sexy, bass voice-over. Secondly, Tracer Bullet sent me these Tweets as Peanuts cartoons. I may start using “Sir” in more of my tweets. (Comics Alliance)
Speaking of sexy bass voice-over, check out the opening credits to the Japanese “SNL” and let me know what you think of their version of the Ace of Sexy Bass, Don Pardo. (Warming Glow)
Bass may be sexy in a voice but everyone knows that in a band the drummer always brings the heat. Well, almost always. Here is our very own Sara H interviewing Tony McCarroll, the former drummer for “Oasis.” It’s a really interesting interview and sheds some new light on the Gallagher mythos (it ain’t all watermelons folks, som-oh, wrong Gallagher). Many thanks to Yossarian for the tip! (Glorified Love Letters)
Finally, we have a musical double feature for you to end the Love this week. On the Gay-side of the rec-SORRY! I mean, on the A-side of the record, here is 9 year-old Robert Jeffrey absolutely killing a Madonna cover. SeaKat and I both agree that, unlike Tracy Morgan, we’d be thrilled if our kid was born this way.
On the B-side (“B” stands for “bizarre”), we have this new Memory Tapes video. I dig the song but I dig the concept even more. I know it’s both arty and funky, but so was Art Garfunkel. Chew on THAT.