Jenny Slate cut her hair, and Baby Pinkman looks absolutely adorable in a meth suit. (These things are not related) (Lainey)
Speaking of adorable, Prince George is 5, and Will and Kate have blessed us with a photo. (GFY)
Hey! Remember when Trump was like, “My people came to me. They said they think it’s Russia. I have President Putin; he just said it’s not Russia. I will say this: I don’t see any reason why it would be,” and then the very next day, he was like, “I mean, I don’t see any reason why it would NOT be”? Well, he went back to that first thing again. Hey Trump! Your FACE is a hoax!
So President Obama knew about Russia before the Election. Why didn’t he do something about it? Why didn’t he tell our campaign? Because it is all a big hoax, that’s why, and he thought Crooked Hillary was going to win!!!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 22, 2018
If it was all a big hoax, why are you calling Obama a “patsy” for not doing anything about it, huh? (Celebitchy)
This should help our cause: Voter registration among young people in Florida shot up 41 percent after the Parkland shooting. (Upworthy)
Meanwhile, according to high-quality polling data, the polls are showing in actual races what the “generic ballots” are suggesting: A 6-9 point swing for Democrats in House races. (538)
Also, if you are registered, double check to make sure that you haven’t been purged. (Vote.org)
I don’t care if it IS a dumb show like Teen Mom, MTV. Why are you even giving Bristol Palin a platform? (Dlisted)
I don’t know how many of y’all remember or read The Superficial. Personally, I thought it was smutty bikini photos and dick jokes at first, but over the years, the guy running it — Mike Redmond — evolved or matured or, I don’t know. Something. I can’t explain it, except to say that the bikini photos and dick jokes didn’t go away, but somehow Redmond transformed a smutty celeb gossip site into … socially conscious smut. Redmond, however, resigned in 2017, the site quickly faltered, and now it no longer exists. Redmond has taken to Medium to tell the story of its demise. Warning: Cliffhanger alert. (The Medium)
If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s a woman BODY SLAMMING a dude after he grabbed her ass. I’ve literally watched it 10 times. It’s fucking fantastic. (Wonkette)
Ryan Reynolds got asked about criticism he received about the continued fridging of Vanessa (Morena Baccarin) in Deadpool 2, and the bastard … wait? He agreed? (Yahoo)
This is why we have oxford commas https://t.co/nSb98i5s6K— Jen (@thejenlife) July 21, 2018
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA! Oh shit.
Hey! Supergirl has cast its first transgender superhero, who just happens to be Nicole Maines, that woman I was telling y’all about who lived across the street from me until a few weeks ago. In fact, the new owners moved in this weekend, and I need to go ask them if anyone in their family has been cast in Supergirl. (Vulture)
Julia Roberts looks fucking fantastic, FYI. (LG)
There’s always a chance when you pick up a book for vacation that you will hate it. Octothorp hated Dominick Dunne’s Too Much Money so much that she left it on the beach under a palm tree and was relieved when it rained a few minutes later. "I got this for free from an airport book exchange because I wanted something light for a flight; this actually sheared off some brain cells. I paid too much and it cost nothing." What airport books would you recommend instead? (Cannonball Read 10)