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If You Didn't Like Prometheus, Don't Blame Damon Lindelof, Says Damon Lindelof

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 11, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 11, 2012 |

Here’s two women drinking donkey semen. You’re welcome. (WG)

Unrelated: A man is suing Arby’s after one of its urinals burned his junk to the point of malfunction. (Gawker)

No idea why we should be impressed with this, but to celebrate Paramount’s 100th Anniversay, they got 115 of the biggest celebrities in the world plus Dana Carvey to have their photos taken together on some stairs. (Reddit)

Bill Murray, who is part owner of a minor league team out in Charleston, took advantage of a rain delay to engage in another signature Bill Murray antic. How outstanding is this guy? (The Daily What)

Lindsay Lohan, blah blah accident blah totally-not-drugs blah blah. (IDLYITW)

Some people are reporting it as fact (they shouldn’t) but most are reporting it as rumor: There’s an alleged all-star cast lining up for a Magnificent Seven remake, which includes Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, and Kevin Costner. The latter two make sense, but in no world do the former two. (Den of Geek)

Blake Lively graces the cover of Marie Claire, and as you can see above, her leg pays tribute to Angelina Jolie’s leg. (Celebitchy)

Jessica Chastain wore a see-through dress to the Tony Awards last night that was bejeweled in JUST the right areas. (GoFugYourself)

Unreality explores five of the worst subplots on great television shows, and I’d like to throw my support toward a sixth: Julie’s search for her birth mother on “Felicity.” SHUT UP. “Felicity” is too a great show. (Unreality)

The first image of The Governor from Season 3 of “The Walking Dead” makes me wish they’d gotten John Hawkes like they’d hoped. (Screenrant)

Mike Ryan has ONE lingering question about Prometheus, and it is fundamental to all the other problematic issues with the movie. (HuffPo)

Speaking of Prometheus, if you were disappointed with the film, don’t blame Damon Lindelof, says Damon Lindelof: “Because at the end of the day, this movie isn’t about what John Spaits wanted it to be, or what I wanted it to be, it’s about what Ridley wanted it to be.” (IGN)

ONE more folks, just in case you haven’t had enough Prometheus. Laremy Legal (what are you doing on Slashfilm, sir? Did you get lost on the way to explores the 15 Big Ideas of the film. (Slashfilm)

From Prometheus to a double shot of 50 Shades of Grey: Here are the 50 worst synoyms from the book. (Vulture)

And here are Brett Easton Ellis’ choices to play the characters in the movie version of the novel. (Buzzfeed)

This woman is VERY attached to her boyfriend. She’s also kind of great. (The Smosh)

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Easily the greatest description of a Nickelback concert you’ll ever read: “You could spend $45 to see Nickelback this week, or you could buy 45 hammers from the dollar store, hang them from the ceiling at eye level and spend the evening banging the demons out of your dome …” I didn’t realize TK wrote for Boise Weekly. (Uproxx)

Muppets as X-Men characters? Absolutely. (Buzzfeed)

As I noted this morning on Twitter, after the Earth explodes and there’s nothing left but dust, the haunting melodies of Toto’s “Africa” will continue to resonate throughout our solar system for an eternity. No offense to Toto, but I hope it’s this version that endures. These guys are outstanding, and after the song blows you away (I literally listened to it 15 times this morning), you can click on some of their other performances. I’d suggest U2’s “One.” There names are Mike Masse and Jeff Hall, and they’re my new favorite people. (Via Buzzfeed)

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