Idris … *drool* … Bond … *drool* … happening … probably … *drool*. (Esquire)

Speaking of Idris, an ex of his says that he, uh, gives tremendous head. (Dlisted)

The Brad and Angelina situation continues to get progressively worse. Angelina asks for child support; Brad says he already gave her a loan; Angelina says, “Sure, but there’s interest on it. How is that child support?” Can you imagine? Two super-rich, super-famous people battling it out through their PR reps while their six children look on, and I can only guess that each parent is probably asking the kids to pick sides. It’s just nasty. (Lainey)

In better news: Lainey also has a new obsession in Henry Golding and his wife, Liv Lo. I approve (Lainey doesn’t give a shit about my approval). (LG)

If you were wondering what happened to Denise Richards, now you know! (Celebitchy)

I love Ryan Reynolds, but I hate gin. Such a conundrum. (GFY)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has serious clapback skills.

Just like catcalling, I don’t owe a response to unsolicited requests from men with bad intentions.

And also like catcalling, for some reason they feel entitled to one. pic.twitter.com/rsD17Oq9qe

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) August 10, 2018

If you haven’t seen it, funky Mary Halsey’s viral video karaoke performance is vintage pre-Trump goodness, the kind of thing that two years ago would’ve taken up 3 news cycles. She even got a shout-out from Missy Elliot! (The Root)

MESSAGE📬 wait I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER😳😩🤣😂 but hold up she brought her homegirl to da cookout too😳😂 she the one tiptoeing in the background with a cup of oodles & noodles in her hand😂🤣 Yo sis done made the elephant sound too🐘🤣😂 I wasn’t ready for her to say put the 😸 on ya like I told ya in a low deep voice😩😂she straight up killed “Work it” with the yea yea yea at the beginning & the sound effects & all🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😂 my funky white sis ft Miss Tippy Toe in the back🔥🤗❤️

A post shared by Missy Elliott (@missymisdemeanorelliott) on Aug 7, 2018 at 10:31pm PDT

It’s insane that Rep. Chris Collins is still pretty heavily favoured to win in November after being charged with actual insider trading (and, it seems, they have him dead to rights). (538)

If you’re into the minutia of Better Call Saul — Breaking Bad callbacks and other details you may have missed from the season premiere — I got you covered. (Uproxx)

Ludacris is good people. (Jezebel)

I am embracing the hell out of our new Best Chris.

Gave my wife a dance lesson for her birthday, I should’ve given myself one too 😬 Happy Birthday love 😘 @ElsaPataky_ #danceismylife #salsa4life 🕺🏻💃 pic.twitter.com/5OYbtrbjB4

— Chris Hemsworth (@chrishemsworth) July 18, 2018

All the sites are pimping Slaughterhouse Rulez as a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost reunion, which is technically true, except 1) it appears that Nick Frost’s role is minimal, and 2) this movie does not look great. (/Film)

You mean, the guy Trump picked to run his voter fraud commission? Nooooooo. Get out!

Wow: county clerk pointing a finger at Kobach, who is both candidate and election administrator, in a big vote-tabulation discrepancy > https://t.co/AqLdu1cmU0 pic.twitter.com/nvjTrng2J9

— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) August 9, 2018

Sleep trackers are useless. (Pop Sci)

No shit.

The Fox News audience is almost 100% white, according to Nielsen — reporting and analysis by ⁦@brianstelter⁩ ⁦@TomKludt⁩ https://t.co/IvnzRJbdAw

— Kristin Donnelly (@kristindonnelly) August 10, 2018

Today is National Book Lovers Day. If you are looking for a great book, you can scroll through Cannonball Read’s 5 star tag. These are the books Cannonballers loved, and they will tell you why. Fiction and non-fiction, Murderbot and Prince, there’s a book for you in there somewhere. What are you reading today? (Cannonball Read 10)

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