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Idris Elba Is the James Bond of Giving Head, Also May Be the Actual James Bond

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 9, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 9, 2018 |


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Idris … *drool* … Bond … *drool* … happening … probably … *drool*. (Esquire)

Speaking of Idris, an ex of his says that he, uh, gives tremendous head. (Dlisted)

The Brad and Angelina situation continues to get progressively worse. Angelina asks for child support; Brad says he already gave her a loan; Angelina says, “Sure, but there’s interest on it. How is that child support?” Can you imagine? Two super-rich, super-famous people battling it out through their PR reps while their six children look on, and I can only guess that each parent is probably asking the kids to pick sides. It’s just nasty. (Lainey)

In better news: Lainey also has a new obsession in Henry Golding and his wife, Liv Lo. I approve (Lainey doesn’t give a shit about my approval). (LG)

If you were wondering what happened to Denise Richards, now you know! (Celebitchy)

I love Ryan Reynolds, but I hate gin. Such a conundrum. (GFY)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has serious clapback skills.

If you haven’t seen it, funky Mary Halsey’s viral video karaoke performance is vintage pre-Trump goodness, the kind of thing that two years ago would’ve taken up 3 news cycles. She even got a shout-out from Missy Elliot! (The Root)

MESSAGE📬 wait I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER😳😩🤣😂 but hold up she brought her homegirl to da cookout too😳😂 she the one tiptoeing in the background with a cup of oodles & noodles in her hand😂🤣 Yo sis done made the elephant sound too🐘🤣😂 I wasn’t ready for her to say put the 😸 on ya like I told ya in a low deep voice😩😂she straight up killed “Work it” with the yea yea yea at the beginning & the sound effects & all🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😂 my funky white sis ft Miss Tippy Toe in the back🔥🤗❤️

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It’s insane that Rep. Chris Collins is still pretty heavily favoured to win in November after being charged with actual insider trading (and, it seems, they have him dead to rights). (538)

If you’re into the minutia of Better Call SaulBreaking Bad callbacks and other details you may have missed from the season premiere — I got you covered. (Uproxx)

Ludacris is good people. (Jezebel)

I am embracing the hell out of our new Best Chris.

All the sites are pimping Slaughterhouse Rulez as a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost reunion, which is technically true, except 1) it appears that Nick Frost’s role is minimal, and 2) this movie does not look great. (/Film)

You mean, the guy Trump picked to run his voter fraud commission? Nooooooo. Get out!

Sleep trackers are useless. (Pop Sci)

No shit.

Today is National Book Lovers Day. If you are looking for a great book, you can scroll through Cannonball Read’s 5 star tag. These are the books Cannonballers loved, and they will tell you why. Fiction and non-fiction, Murderbot and Prince, there’s a book for you in there somewhere. What are you reading today? (Cannonball Read 10)



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