Stop the presses…or whatever it is we use on the internet. Stop the servers! I know a lot of you read XKCD on the daily, but if you haven’t checked out the world’s best online comic today, do yourself a favor. Oh and kiss your productivity goodbye. (XKCD)
You people had one job…ONE JOB. To send me all the dinosaur related humor you see. I had to find this one for myself. COME ON. (TDW)
Sure sure sure the idea of Justin Timberlake hosting the Oscars is just wanton speculation at this point but I believe our children are our future, I believe the truth is out there and, most of all, I believe in the power of us to harangue The Academy until they make it so. (Lainey Gossip)
This “Game Of Thrones” special effects video has the moldering walls of Harrenhal, the ghost ship of Blackwater and, also, dragons.
These two are, quite controversially, my favorite Disney friends. I don’t blame this chica for tattoo-ing them on her calves.
Dustin’s link round-up on Warming Glow today has an 18-year-old Sofia Vergara in her first commercial. (WG)
Mine, on the other hand, has a tumblr about things that are organized neatly. One of us is winning the internet. I THINK YOU KNOW WHO. (Things Organized Neatly)
Unreality makes an excellent point when they say that though many folks will want to dress as Ryan Gosling in Drive, it takes a very special dude to carry off the Scorpion jacket. This might just be that dude. (Unreality)
Listen kids, with your hip hop and your Lindsay Lohans, back in my day the abhorrent sex scandals involved PRESIDENTS and CIGARS. That’s class. We all get to relive the whole classy Lewinsky affair because good ol’ Monica is writing a 12 million dollar memoir. Oh joy. (Celebitchy)
Mental Floss has ten famous folks who also worked as spies. I knew that about Julia Child (Meryl Streep sequel, yes? No annoying Julie/Amy Adams this time?), but the rest come as a surprise. (Mental Floss)
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are big guys, right? They don’t look so big in a NFL locker room. Everything is relative, right? (Ugly Fours)
Look, Katie Holmes is on the cover of a magazine. LOOK SHE IS ALMOST SMILING. (Celebitchy)
Finally, this girl KILLED “I Will Always Love You” during a karaoke session. Just murdered it.
It took such a village today to build Pajiba Love. Much love and taco flavored kisses for Mrs. Julien, Daniel Carlson, Tomas353 & Nate.
Also, if you have no soul, this is how you can cheat on the XKCD comic. But don’t do it. At least don’t do it until you’ve poked around a bit yourself.