How Much Pretty Can One Movie Handle? Khal Drogo Heads to 'Batman vs. Superman'
Yes Virginia, the Sriracha plant shutdown is happening. Hoarders unite! (The Atlantic) But we can still get drunk on UV Sriracha (Los Angeles Times), while we watch the Siriacha documentary (via The Sacramento Bee)
If we get really desperate, we can all chip in to buy the last packet of Sriracha ever made. (Huffpo)
Speaking of hot, is Khal Drogo about to spice up Zack Snyder’s Batman vs. Superman? Uninvolved speculators think he might play Martian Manhunter or Doomsday. (Dlisted)
Do those of you disappointed by Man of Steel long for what might have been—Superman Lives? Nicolas Cage says Warner Bros. was too afraid to make the film. (Uproxx) Stop laughing, you’ll hurt yourself.
The Doctor Who Christmas Special photos have arrived and they are alternately ominous and creepy. But hey, turkey! (The Mary Sue)
And right in time, here’s the trailer (via Vulture)
What if after Jesse left he got into a horrible car accident, and awakened from a long coma only to see this Blue Sky Snow Globe by his hospital bed? You guys, Breaking Bad could have been all in Jesse’s coma-meth head. No? Either way this would be the coolest thing under the tree. (Unreality)
Adam Sandler and Katherine Heigl top the list of Hollywood’s ten most overpaid actors—makes perfect sense. But Matt Damon and Denzel Washington? (Slashfilm)
Last night’s Sons of Anarchy was soul crushingly devastating; Dustin breaks it down: Kurt Sutter is a brilliant, cruel monster. (Warming Glow)
Stop everything; watch Hiddleston and the Swinton dance. (Celebitchy)
Comics like to get in on the holiday action, too, but is it all just a front?. 12 Christmas Themed Comic Book Covers That Are More Forced Than Festive. (Underscoopfire)
This made me chuckle. “Lady Gaga AT LAST is remaking Battlefield Earth” (Go Fug Yourself)
If perhaps you need full on laughter this fine Wednesday…You shall not pass! Uh, cats lots, dogs 0 (via Blame It on the Voices)