Happy Hallowednesday! I should tell you up front that I am on a SERIOUS sugar crash right now. The run-up was GREAT! Sooo many tiny dark chocolate mini Kit-Kats and sour gummies (not at the same time, because, come on, there are rules!) and now I’m a little headachey and even crabbier than normal. YAY for you!
MAYBE THIS SOUNDS GROSS TO YOU BUT IT’S OBVIOUSLY AMAZING AND HOLY SHIT I NEED IT! - (IB)
Required learning - (Instagram)
Last night, we told you about Kanye turning against politics after he was apparently co-opted by conservative nutjob Candace Owens. Today, Tomi Lahren turned on Candace Owens, who turned it right back around on Tomi Lahren. The thing about this fight, however, is that there is no one to root for.
Are you gonna turn on Kanye now? The ship was doomed to sink from the start but hunger for fame & money was placed over the movement. Funny how he was a “free thinker” before and now he’s a “traitor.” Sounds a lot like a tactic of the Left. You made your bed, now lie in it.— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) October 30, 2018
Netflix has reworked some of their recent hits into SPOOKY HORROR SHOWS! Well, ok, SPOOKY HORROR TRAILERS. Did you love To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before? This new imagining isn’t so much love story as it is TERROR story! Muahahahaha! - (Teen Vogue)
Tomi,— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) October 31, 2018
I think I can speak on behalf of people on both sides of the political aisle and say we are sorry about your failed career.
The desperation to be relevant again by constantly subbing me and/or attacking @kathygriffin weekly—doesn’t bode well for any movement.
Grow up. https://t.co/iILhUQhYko
In addition to the full head of luxurious gray hair, J Bon J and I have one other thing in common! - (Celebitchy)
Let’s talk about Toni Braxton. And Beyoncé. - (LG)
Ok, she looks A-MAH-ZING, but I have no idea who or what she’s supposed to be dressed as, but I don’t really care? I mean, look at her! Do you know who she’s supposed to be, though? - (The Cut)
Mike Flanagan clearly has a posse. Here’s where you’ve seen the cast of The Haunting of Hill House before (Spoiler: In other Mike Flanagan projects) - (Ranker)
You know what we need? Another Bonnie & Clyde movie! Yeah, that’s what we need… - (Dlisted)
You know what we DO need? A Falcon and Winter Soldier limited series from one of the writers on Empire! - (Shadow and Act)
Rita Ora is shiny and sparkly and floaty and shimmery and I’ve run out of adjectives. - (GFY)
If you’re keeping up with the lists of Trump’s atrocities, the next series has been cataloged and published over at McSweeney’s. We’re up to 292-383 now - wheeeeeeeee! - (McSweeney’s)
Most Americans associate Halloween with kids, parties, costumes, and candy, but did you know there are also Halloween books? If you or your kids are looking to curl up with a good book after trick-or-treating, Cannonballers have recommendations. From the classic Frankenstein, to a skeleton who misunderstands a dinner invitation, to some chickens freaked out by costumes, there’s something to read and share for everyone. (Cannonball Read 10)
I would give these good boys ALL of the treats!
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