Things were a little fuzzy last week, my darling navels. . .a bit slippery, my dearest nipp-um-nippers. But retox has run its course so from here on out it’s clear eyes, full hearts, no booze (during the day). In fond reminiscence of my week-long debauch, I give you this infographic of film’s greatest partiers. I’m not sure if I agree whole-heartedly with the list, but I will say this, “Tonight, at the P. Love, everyone gets laid.” (Coed Magazine)
This is for all you Cleveh Gehls (and Boys) out there. Film School Rejects has launched a great new series with Make-Up Effects Artist Shannon Shea (of Jurassic Park, Evil Dead II and Predators fame). Check it out, film nerds! (Film School Rejects)
Speaking of effects, did you all see the new Clash of The Titans? Was it a CGI-sore? Was the Kraken stupid looking? I hope not, mess with the Kraken, you get the bothria. (Woot)
Did you know that Tennessee is pushing a bill that would ban the word “gay” from the classroom? Please take a moment to marvel at George Takei’s ingenious response. (Twitter)
Hold up, my snooty little carpet-baggers, before you write off our Southern brethren as intolerant jackholes, check out this Kentucky church’s stance on gay marriage. I’ll admit, I’m impressed. (Think Progress)
I’m not at all impressed, however, with the things I’ve found in the Guantanamo Files. I never thought the phrase “worse than you imagined” would be applied to our most notorious prison. But here it is. Worse than you imagined. (The Guardian)
Honestly, these “Doctor Who” villains pale in comparison to the real-life villainy of Guantanamo, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t duck behind the sofa should they return. (Dark Horizons)
Let’s shake the etch-a-sketch of our brains and replace evil with the sweetness and light of these stunning animated gifs. (Fast Company)
This week “30 Rock” taught me that Hanks is an irrefutable A-lister. Time has released this year’s Top 100 Most Influential List and while Hanks, Clooney and Pitt aren’t on there, Mia Wasikowska is. Curiouser and curiouser. (Evil Beet)
Thankfully neither the adorable Rachel Bilson or her dreary boyfriend Hayden Christensen made it on Time’s list. Yes, yes, I know, these photos of Bilson in a bikini are highly influential on your nethers. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of tasty treats, I hope everyone had a sugar-filled Easter Sunday. Me? I’m not a huge fan of the traditional Easter candies. Peeps are disgusting and I think this video proves Cadbury Creme eggs are an unholy abomination.
Finally, my downward facing dogs and happy babies, let’s begin our week with some calming words from a yogi. Om Mani Padma F*CK.