Hey Ladies: Tom Hiddleston Wants to Eat Your Cookie
Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges will team up for a YA adaptation, which will likely be the first time that the tween set has ever heard of Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges. (The Playlist)
While f**king around this morning, I came up with a list of the 15 Most Undeniably Bad-Ass Television Character Names. Ever. Crap Bag just missed the cut. (Uproxx)
This is just sad all around: Usher’s 5 year old kid nearly drowned when he got stuck to the drain at the bottom of a swimming pool, and now, as if to make matters worse, Usher’s ex-wife is demanding custody because of it. It’s another reminder, parents: Children are TEN times more likely to die if you own a swimming pool than with a gun in your home, and three times more likely to die from a trampoline. Put a trampoline in a pool, and you may as well hand your kid a bazooka. (DListed)
In defense of Blake Lively’s actressin’ talents. (Unreality)
Tom Hiddleston is doing a segment for Sesame Street, which provided us with these adorable photos of Loki and the Cookie Monster kicking it with some Toll Houses. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of, Tom Hiddleston might make an appearance in “Agents of SHIELD,” which is something you don’t actually mean, but you say it anyway because you want to support Joss Whedon’s projects because, one day, J.J. Abrams will die, and Whedon will inherit Hollywood. (Screencrush)
Whoever dresses Justin Bieber in the morning should be removed from the human gene pool. (GFY)
It is weird to see the Downton Abbey ladies without their Downton garb on. I don’t even know who the hell that woman in the middle is.
Oh noes! Smalls from The Sandlot was arrested for headbutting a cop. (FilmDrunk)
Jemima Kirke, she of “Girls” fame, was kicked off the set of Jay Z’s latest music video, because she didn’t follow one very important rule: DON’T GRIND UP ON JAY Z. (Vulture)
Matt Damon, you are great. (HuffPo)
Peter Capaldi is for real, y’all. He wasn’t just offering lip service to the fact that he was a big fan of the show growing up, he actually has doodles and notebooks and stuff about “Doctor Who” from when he was a teenager, which you can see here. (I09)
Wil Wheaton is super pissed that the Discovery Channel has ruined Shark Week. It is sacred ground, Discovery. Do not taint it with your shenanigans. (WG)
Finally, the most adorable celebrity couple in Hollywood continues to be James Franco and James Franco.
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