Here's That Dumb Mother F**ker Donald Trump, in a Nutshell
So the American Idol (redux) judges have all been named. Great. Didn’t care about it before, still don’t. Does anyone? - (LG)
If you’re wondering what Donald Trump is worried about, here he is in a nutshell:
America’s reputation? WHO THE F**K CARES? What matters is how the world thinks of Donald J. Trump! (Spoiler Alert: They think he’s an imbecile).
The mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, has HAD IT with President* Trump, and she won’t play into his stupid games of kissing his ass and telling him how tremendous he is. Instead? She was interviewed by Univision and wore a “Nasty” shirt. Goddamn, I love “nasty” women! - (Yahoo)
This guy photoshops images of himself into photographs with celebrities. But, like, in the best way! - (SadAndUseless)
Tommy Lee Jones hated (maybe still does hate?) Jim Carrey and was not the least bit afraid to tell him he hated him. My god, how I love a grumpy old man telling a hyper doofus like Carrey that he just can’t stand him! Gives me a happy shiver. - (Dlisted)
Monopoly Man, Rich Uncle Pennybags, showed up in the background at the Senate Banking Committee hearing today during the former CEO of Equifax’s testimony. So amazing.
Remember Mark Salling, the mohawk guy from Glee? He plead guilty today to child pornography charges stemming from his December 2015 arrest and will be sentenced to 4 - 7 years in prison. - (Vulture)
Brenda Song and Macauley Culkin are dating and they’re super cute together, but for real, Seth Green and Macauley are super cute together too! I had no idea Seth and Mac were best friends! How did I never know this? Did you know this? Did everyone know this? WHY DIDN’T ANY OF YOU TELL ME?! Gawd. I have to find out everything myself. Oh, wait, so Macauley and Brenda. So cute, right? - (Celebitchy)
I have a delightful cross stitch that Jodi made for me (“Cram it in your cramhole”) framed and in a place of honor in my home. Looking at these makes me want MORE! - (Bored Panda)
It’s still in the mid-80s where I live, but I think next week or the following week, it’s supposed to drop into the 60s or even the FIFTIES at night! I can’t even fucking wait. I am so sick of sweating and the air conditioner and iced coffee. I want blankets and hot coffee and SLIPPERS! Like some of these. - (GFY)
Philip Roth’s American Pastoral won a Pulitzer Prize in 1998 and ardaigle thinks it was well deserved. Through the narrator, Roth explores a man who thinks he is living the American dream. "He is portrayed as almost an accomplice to his own existence: compliant to the point of paralysis in an America that is changing quickly and at times to awful consequence." Have you read an award-winning novel that met your expectations? (Cannonball Read 9)
emmalita sent me this. I’m guessing because she knew how tickled I would be to learn that Idris feels “awks” sometimes too. - (Elle)
Speaking of Idris, I like that the social media team behind The Mountain Between Us knows what audiences need to know before seeing their film: Does the dog die?
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