Her Majesty Gwyneth Paltrow Shall Grace Us With Her Acting Again

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 28, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 28, 2024 |

After previously announcing that she would be solely focusing her energies on noonerhole rocks and whatever it is that Goop even does these days — selling $82 sports bras, sure — Gwyneth Paltrow hath doth decreed that she shall return to the thespian fold. But only with the boy with the French sounding name spelled with an accent! He will tell her in great, vivacious detail about impregnating Kylie Jenner and promise to make candles from the afterbirth. The Gwyneth has foreseen it. (THR)

Winona Ryder brought it in Venice. (Lainey Gossip)

You know Jennifer Lopez is done messing around because Ben Affleck and his “moods” are getting torched in PEOPLE magazine. (Celebitchy)

History’s greatest monster Tim Walz has once again been caught in a web of… nothing. Absolutely nothing. You’d think they’d stop trying at this point. (Wonkette)

From Emma: Maybe now Erika Jayne will finally apologize to the victims? Doubtful. (EW)

Holy Jesus, The Crow reboot flopped harder than Borderlands. (Kotaku)

From Dustin: Yellowjackets star tells everyone in the cast that she’s pregnant during the first day of Season 3 filming. It is adorable. But also, it is A LOT. (TikTok)

Nikki Glaser will host the 2025 Golden Globes. Interesting choice, no snark. (Rolling Stone)

From Petr: Mind the carvings! The TikTokers recreating the Temple Run video game - in an actual temple. (The Guardian)

Was Gary Coleman murdered by his wife? (Daily Beast)

From Seth: Good explanation on why all the dum-dum AIs can’t figure out how many Rs in “strawberry.” (Instagram)

Jenny S is excited to see what Emily J. Taylor does after her well-done fantasy debut, Hotel Magnifique. “Taylor does a great job of building a world that is both similar and different to the one we know and creating characters you care about.” Have you read any debuts this year?  (Cannonball Read 16)