Okay, first of all, it has been 30 years since Child’s Play was released and secondly, I am OFFENDED by the idea that CHUCKY is 30 goddamn years old! Good god. Did you know a reboot is coming? But wait, don’t get all mad! This one will have Aubrey Plaza and Brian Tyree Henry! - (Shadow and Act)

Michael B. Jordan is on the GQ cover and Kathleen is very interested in every aspect of that interview. As am I. But I still have a hard time NOT seeing him as tiny, baby child Wallace. “Where’s Wallace at, String? String! Where the fuck is Wallace?” - (LG)

GQ has named Serena Williams their Woman of the Year. Hell. Yes. Queen. - (Buzzfeed)

In shocking news, ratings have gone up since Megyn Kelly’s departure from The Today Show. Huh, so weird. - (Jezebel)

Vanessa Marcil (who will forever and always be Brenda Barrett to me) has a son with Brian Austin Green (who was briefly hot when Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was on, but then turned back into Brian Austin Green again), which I either completely forgot about or never knew about. Anyway, evidently, BAG is allegedly a shitty father to that kid. - (Dlisted)

the best thing about my school is the danny devito shrine hidden behind the paper towel dispenser in one of the bathrooms pic.twitter.com/3jFe0V9eK6

— snootosphere (@slackerdook) November 13, 2018

Someone needs to talk about Henry Cavill’s hair situation. Fortunately, OtherLainey is on it. - (Lainey)

The British Royal Family released new family pictures and good lord, Charlotte is really stinkin’ cute! - (GFY)

Kim and Kanye seem to be getting some shit online for hiring a private firefighting service to keep their house (and therefore their whole neighborhood) safe from the encroaching fire, but shit, if they have the money, I don’t blame them. - (Celebitchy)

And other California firefighters are getting served Dave Grohl’s new BBQ food! - (AV Club)

Ellesfena needed a book to break her reading funk and finally got her hands on The Book of Dust: La Belle Sauvage, the first book in Phillip Pullman’s new book in the universe of His Dark Materials. As an added bonus, she got the audio book with Michael Sheen narrating. It was engrossing. "I was literally never not giving this book my complete attention while listening to it." Who’s your favorite audiobook narrator? (Cannonball Read 10)

I mean, this isn’t directed at any of our commenters, our commenters are the best. This is directed at other sites’ commenters. Probably. - (McSweeney’s)

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