Has Gawker Become the Hipster Professional's Premiere Destination for Horrifying, Fear-Mongering Local News?
Over on The WG, I look at the critical split on this week’s monster Homeland twist. Was it a cheat? Or was it a game changer? There is no wrong answer (but the right answer is that it was awesome). (WG)
You’ve heard of a plunging neckline, right? Well, Alyssa Milano is sporting a dress with a swallowing neckline, which is to say: It creates the illusion that Milano HAS NO NECK. (GFY)
Following up on a story I posted this morning in which TMZ posted pictures of Mary McCormack’s husband making out with Katherine McPhee: Guess what McCormick did when she found out? I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but I like think it involved a frying pan. (Dlisted)
Speaking of TMZ, Jennifer Lawrence thinks the paparazzi are either annoying or distracting, depending on the context. In any context, however, “paparazzi suck all the time.” (Celebitchy)
The brilliant Matt Zoller Seitz lists 24 things he learned about Wes Anderson in writing his book, The Wes Anderson Collection. Did you know, for instance, that Bill Murray was paid only $9,000 for Rushmore, but then ponied up $25,000 of his own money to rent a helicopter for a montage shot that was never even used? (Vulture)
Kindergarten Cop and the horror movie Silent Hill were filmed at the same school, which provides for some amusing juxtaposed similarities between the two films. (Unreality)
Do you smell that? Take another whiff. Yup. That is the smell of desperation: NBC wants to reboot Murder She Wrote with Octavia Spencer. (EW)
A Redditor has brilliantly taken several actors from back in the day wearing make-up to make them look older, and juxtaposed those images with what they actually looked like once they arrived at the age in real life. (Imgur)
Here’s an example.
Lady Gaga and the Muppets will host a holiday special for ABC, and why do I get the feeling that Gaga will end up wearing the muppets throughout the special? (Slashfilm)
Is it me, or does Gawker read like the terrifying local news headlines for cosmopolitan hipsters today? Check out these headlines: High School Teacher Suspended for Taping Up Student; California Deputies Shoot and Kill Boy Carrying a Fake Gun; Student in Hiding After Trolls Accuse Her of Falsely Reporting Rape; Texas Mom Ripped Off Son’s Scrotum and Then Superglued It Back On; Report: 14-Year-Old Slashed Math Teacher’s Throat, Dragged Her to Woods.
Jesus, worst in humanity. Give it a rest, and go back to making poop art and posting it on Facebook. (Mommyish)