Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Covfefe Wars
It’s Wednesday! Of a short week (for many). Deep breaths. Deep cleansing breaths. You can make it. Breathe in, breathe out, in, out, in with the good air, out with the bad. Let’s start with humor, shall we? Yes, let’s.
Really excellent dating advice! - (McSweeney’s)
OK, so earlier today, Hillary Clinton gave an interview where she credited the DNC, the NYTimes and James Comey for her election loss (while also taking full responsibility for her decision). (CNN)
Now, Trump — as he is wont to do — saw an opening and took it.
Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 1, 2017
But Hillary turned it back on him with a beautifully perfect Twitter burn.
Q: Where was that Hillary during the election? A: She was there the whole goddamn time!
I am a HUGE sucker for disaster/survival movies. I have been since I was a kid and my grandma and I would stay up and watch The Towering Inferno or The Poseidon Adventure on late-night teevee. So, a disaster movie with Idris Elba AND Kate Winslet? I AM SO THERE! - (oohlo)
I watched One Day at a Time in its first iteration, when Valerie Bertinelli was but a wee, sassy teenager. I watched the reimagining on Netflix, starring Justina Machado and the deDAMNlightful Rita Moreno, out of curiosity, but also because I just needed something kind of mindless and mildly amusing to binge. Streaming comedies are really necessary now. - (Uproxx)
UGH, how does this dillhole keep pulling his exes back into his orbit? HOW? He’s so smug and gross and abusive. - (Lainey)
Speaking of smug and gross dillholes, Jared Kushner and (his shark-like dead eyes) once admitted that— you’re gonna’ want to be sitting down for this— Trump LIES! I KNOW, shocking, right?! - (GQ)
Okaaay, you know what? THIS is why you make your damn kids go to school, Will and Jada! Reading is FUNdamental. - (Celebitchy)
It seems a bit excessive to send this trick death threats, but other than that part, I don’t feel too overly sorry for her. That said, if Dani Mathers ever wakes the hell up and says, “that was totally a dick move and I was being a jerk. Because I’m a jerk. This experience has made me really look at my personality and I realize I need to work on some things. I’m in therapy now and hope one day this lady will be able to forgive me, but if not, I understand, because I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to forgive myself for being such a dick to someone,” maybe I’ll look at her in a positive way. - (Dlisted)
I don’t have a lot to say about this, I just like including pictures of Prince Harry. - (GFY)
How do you feel about the message of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? ChainedVase is not a fan of the idea that you have to change or be useful to be accepted. In Tammi Sauer and Michael Slack’s Nugget & Fang Friends Forever - or Snack Time, a shark must prove that he is useful in order to keep his friend. With only a two-star rating, this beautifully illustrated children’s book is not recommended for children. (Cannonball Read 9)
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