Happy Friday, my loves! Any internet writer will tell you that the scarcity of SNL clips on the internet is killer. It’s eeevil. Well Splitsider has hit the mother lode with this Complete History of Celebrity Jeopardy (with clips!). Oh, Darrell Hammond, you national treasure. (Splitsider)
This Celebitchy post has not only some prize GOOP smuggery, but also leaks Gwyneth’s Adele cover. That’s right… Gwyneth’s covering Adele on “Glee.” Rev up your arm saws. (Celebitchy)
An Evil Dead remake? BOOO! Where’s my boom stick?!? Oh, Bruce Campbell approved? Hmm. WHOA, THE MARY SUE PROPOSES NATHAN FILLION AS ASH!?! That’s smart, that’s S-Mart. (The Mary Sue)
Speaking of S-mart, here is a sneak peak at some glorious book cover prints. Somebody get me that Cthulhu one. NOW. (G 1988)
Speaking of lit-rah-toore, this clever tumblr, sent to me by lady lobo, combines apt literary quotes with TV screen caps. I’ve included her favorite and mine (from “Community”) below. (Slaughterhouse 90210)
Evil Beet praises this Vogue photo shoot for not sexualizing four of today’s (really) young up and coming actresses (e.g. Chloe Moretz and Hailee Steinfeld). But, honestly I think they look one cherry liqueur-filled bon-bon away from a sexy make-out session and I would like the egregiously absent Saoirse Ronan to come and knock their heads together. (Evil Beet Gossip)
zomgmouse and I can’t tell if these “movie barcodes” are ALL the screencaps from a given film smooshed together, or just some. Either way they’re super swanky. (Movie Barcode)
I haven’t talked about “Doctor Who” for, oh, three days maybe? Aren’t you proud? (That’s a lie, I think I talked about it two days ago.) Anyway, here’s an adorable Peanuts/Who mash-up and a kick-ass “Lost”/Who mash-up. Be still my beating hearts.
If you have some spare shekels to rub together, I recommend you donate to this particular charity to help Japan. Not just because it’s a good cause, but because they then grant you access to some exclusive music like Ben Folds’ cover of Ke$ha’s “Sleazy.” I KNOW, RIGHT?! I’m digging through my couch right now in search of shekels. (Download To Donate)
Speaking of music, this Best Week Ever post covers one of my biggest pet peeves of all time, egregious misuse of music in commercials. The most recent one to boil my lobster is Collective Soul’s truck ad. I will admit, this list’s number one is hilarious. (Best Week Ever)
Have you ever checked out the “How It Should Have Ended” series? They’re all fun, but this Scream installment is my favorite so far.
Has anyone watched BBC’s “Human Planet” yet? I’ll admit, I’m waiting to see it in HD. This spoof segment on “The Douche” is pretty extraordinary. You can practically smell the Axe Body Spray.