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Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Sex Addiction Cure-all, and Nancy Pelosi Delivers the Perfect Response to Michelle Bachman on Gay Marriage

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 26, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 26, 2013 |

My very, very first pop culture crush — the woman who ushered me into puberty — is 40 years old, and looks every bit as good on the cover of Maxim as she did 15 years ago. (Uproxx)

I used it as a bouncing off point for a piece earlier today, but if you haven’t seen it yet, Paula Deen had the audacity to lecture her kitchen worker’s for their casual racism, but to shed a few tears while offering a half-hearted apology. Are those tears sincere, or are they the tears of a woman whose empire is crumbling? Either way, could she drizzle of little of that on my corn on the cob? (Celebitchy)

Speaking of racism, MelodyBe alerted us to this fantastic video from 40 years ago in which a teacher segregates her classroom to teach them a lesson. (Upworthy)

Do you like “Breaking Bad” street art? OF COURSE, you like “Breaking Bad” street art. (Unreality)

There are some moral implications involving the New England Patriots release of Aaron Hernandez this morning, soon after he was arrested (he has since been charged with murder), but I think they did the right thing, if only because there’s a higher burden of proof in a court of law than on a football field. (Grantland)

Here’s 57 British Actors Every Geek Will Recognize, which is to say: The entire casts of “Sherlock,” “Game of Thrones,” “Doctor Who,” and “Downton Abbey.” Sadly missing: Ruth Wilson. (Buzzfeed)

I’m sure you’ve all been clamoring for the romantic comedy version of Michael Fassbender’s Shame, and now you need not clamor anymore, as Gwyneth Paltrow will be curing Mark Ruffalo of his sex addiction in Thanks for Sharing. Here’s the trailer. (FilmDrunk)

Oh, God: Have we gotten to the point where only old people tell others not to text or talk on the phone during a movie? IS THAT WHERE WE ARE AS A CIVILIZATION? (Vulture)

“Dexter” returns for its final season on Sunday, and besides the major overriding question we all have — will it suck? — here are 10 other burning questions we have heading into the premiere. (WG)

Exploding Disney princess heads. You’re welcome. (The Mary Sue)

If same-sex couples making out is not your preferred method of celebrating the death of DOMA and the legalization of same-sex marriage in California, maybe this joyous “Golden Girls” GIF will do the trick. (DListed)

Everyone prefers to look like a basketball-themed graph-paper math clown when they catch a flight.” (GFY)

Finally. outgoing Congress woman Michelle Bachman put out a statement about the Supreme Court’s DOMA ruling this morning and how it cannot undo God’s word, and Nancy Pelosi — bless her — delivered the absolute perfect response: “Who cares?”

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