George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?
You’ve already caught the box-office reports, but now it’s time to reflect upon why The Lone Ranger failed. Is it because the movie symbolizes everything that’s wrong with Hollywood? (Vulture)
Independence Day means that celebrities trot out their bikinis. For starters, here’s Heather Locklear looking not at all like she’s 51 years old. (Us Weekly)
Rihanna doesn’t look bad either. Yeah, I’d kill to have that booty. (HuffPo)
This year’s Comic-Con lineup includes Veronica Mars, “Walking Dead,” Amazing Spider Man 2, and … Metallica. (Slashfilm)
This English couple looks awfully calm for having their wedding vows interrupted by a very scary looking tiger. (Mental Floss)
Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper were spotted posing for selfies while wearing matching suits at Wimbledon. Don’t they look like the second coming of Wham! together? The full series of photos is adorable. (Buzzfeed)
Victoria Beckham claims to feel guilty every time she walks out the door for work. Join the club, honey. (Celebitchy)
Dustin is terribly excited about the ending of “Dexter,” and since I know you love his conspiracy theories, you’ll want to check out his take on how the show should end. (Warming Glow) Plus, here’s his recap from last night’s too obvious second episode. (WG)
Here’s a primer of the five most terrifying types of zombies from pop culture. (Unreality Mag)
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 has a new trailer, and it’s meh. (Film Drunk)
The Germans have appropriated “shitstorm” from us? Excellent. (The Mary Sue)
The death knell has tolled for George Clooney and Stacy Keibler’s not-at-all contractual relationship. George will soon hold auditions for a replacement at an undisclosed Las Vegas penthouse. Knowledge of boob-taping methods is a must. Waitresses, ex-glamour models, and wrestlers welcome. (DListed)
Should NFL players be compensated when their likenesses are used in video games? (Kotaku)
Gillian Anderson looks lovely but very uncomfortable in this little black dress. (Go Fug Yourself)
Three reasons exist why Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson might be superhuman. Only three? (Cracked)
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