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Gal Gadot's ASMR Tingled Pajibaland

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | December 21, 2017 |

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | December 21, 2017 |

Happy winter solstice to all the pagans out there! Did you get a yule log to celebrate? I did not. But I did get tacos, which are a little like a yule log when you roll them up, right? Right.

Today I learned what ASMR is and I am very, very, very into this Gal Gadot video. (You Tube)

The UN, in a polite and democratic way, just threw up its middle finger in Trump’s face by rejecting his decision for the US to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. (The Guardian)

The Memphis City Council is some tricksy hobbitses because they were able to circumvent Tennessee law and stealthily take down racists statues in the middle of the night, like ninjas. Ninja hobbits. (Mother Jones)

The Atlantic put together a list of their favorite 2017 podcasts and I only listen to six of them. (The Atlantic)

Pajiban Greg French shared this Twitter thread about the super scary Swedish socialist state (say that five times fast) and what their high taxes pay for. (Twitter)

Hey fellas, hey fellas, haayyy. A male contraceptive gel is about to go to trial. Hopefully, it will pass all the tests, because frankly, the ladies deserve a break. (MIT Technology Review)

Blockchain. Bitcoin. UTXO. EVM stack. Net Present Value. Did I just raise Pajiba’s stock value? One iced tea company added the word “blockchain” to their name and their stocks rose. By two. hundred. percent. People are crazy. (Gizmodo)

I don’t know much about the English royals. I know about Kate and William and Henry and Meghan and really, that’s pretty much where my interest begins and ends. I say this to explain that I don’t know squat about Princess Michael of Kent, but apparently, she’s a giant racist. She wore a Blackamoor brooch to the Queen’s Christmas lunch, presumably because Meghan Markle was there. What a See You Next Tuesday. (Lainey Gossip)

You know those Meryl Streep “she knew” posters that popped up in LA? An “alt-right Bansky” is behind them. Of course he is. That explains why we didn’t see any “he knew” posters. Also, I hate that “alt-right Bansky” is a thing that exists. (Dlisted)

This is quite the headline: Now You Can Literally Get Fucked by the Price of Bitcoin (Motherboard)

Harry and Meghan released their engagement photos and they are really lovely. I particularly love the second picture. (GFY)

Eminem is a pretty polarizing figure, but I appreciate what he had to say in this latest interview. He sounds like someone who’s matured and I can give him credit for that. (Celebitchy)

A couple of years ago I had a terrible neighbor. He had a huge, loud party the day he moved in. He shot off fireworks from his balcony at two in the morning. He played video games so loud, my bedroom wall would shake, and not in the good way. It looks like the universe needed to balance that out because one guy in Florida scored the jackpot with the best neighbor ever. Dude has a manatee mailbox that he dresses up for various holidays. (Bored Panda)

Rhonda Parrish was unhappy with the portrayals she found of Mrs. Claus, so she invited writers to submit short stories about Santa’s wife. The resulting anthology, Mrs. Claus: Not the Fairy Tale They Say, gives readers a variety of different Mrs. Clauses, some jolly, some sad, and some not so nice, but all of them are their own woman apart from that showboater, Santa. What would you want to discover about Mrs. Claus? (Cannonball Read 9)

Imagine if Trump actually apologized for being a pussy-grabbing creep? Someone made it happen. Happy Holidays:

Ursula lives in Chicago and likes potatoes very much. You can follow her here.

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