It’s Monday. All day. The beginning of a new week. Ahhhhh, what fresh hell will this week bring?
Do you drink beverages out of pouches or those drink boxes? HaHA, well you won’t after you see this! Dear god, I need mouth bleach. - (Buzzfeed)
Listen: Especially when it’s kids involved, don’t make assumptions. Last week, VP Pence accidentally bopped a 10 year old on the forehead, and that kid followed Pence around until he got an apology. Pence apologized. It was a cute moment that went viral. No big deal … until Fox News caught wind of it, and said that the kid was a “snowflake” who “stalked” the VP and needed a “safe space.” The kid is 10 years old, on the spectrum, and has only been verbal for five years, so way to go, Fox News. Way. to. go. assholes. (Mediatite)
DO NOT PANIC! Roof Dog is on duty. - (Dlisted)
The Young Royals hosted a garden party for children whose family members died while serving in the military. And it looks like one hell of a party! - (GFY)
Sean Bean is about to marry for the 5th time. Dude. Like, I don’t know your life, but maybe you’re not good at the whole marriage thing… - (Celebitchy)
George R.R. Martin drops some hints of what the HBO Game of Thrones spin-offs won’t be - (Vanity Fair)
And if you’re in awe of the American Gods fiery gay sex scene last night, you’ll want to hear what Bryan Fuller told Kristy about its development and purpose. - (CBR)
I don’t know why American Idol is coming back. Does anyone miss it? Did it really do much for its winners, other than a couple of them? Ok, whatever. ANYway, Katy Perry is probably going to be a judge on AI when it comes back. I don’t know why that, either. - (Lainey)
Lane is at the point where she will read anything by KJ Charles. In A Fashionable Indulgence, Charles has created a "wonderful blend of romance and politics and history." Harry and Julius navigate class and sexuality in Regency London. Have you read any KJ Charles? (Cannonball Read 9)
I don’t have any tattoos. This could change that! So. Fucking. Cool.