Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber
It’s nearly Super Bowl Sunday. If you (like me) don’t know jack crap about football, I welcome you to revisit the history of the Playoff Bowl, which is otherwise known as both the Loser Bowl, and the Sh-t Bowl. To say the very least, Vince Lombardi was not fond of this third place game. (Mental Floss)
If you’re interested in some new and unconventional Super Bowl cocktails, check out this list that arrives with a dose of heavy sarcasm. (Videogum)
Wilmer Valderrama stars in the new trailer for the From Dusk Till Dawn television series. From Fez to Handy Manny to the small-screen version of a Robert Rodriguez movie. Big Will knows no boundaries. (The Blemish)
Shia LaBeouf spent all those tweets trying to convince us that he’s not famous and is merely a performance artist. Now he’s been rewarded with a role in Rock the Casbah starring Bill Murray and many other celebrated actors. For real. (Film Drunk)
Ross Kemp is the Raylan Givens of journalists. Watch him grab the barrel of a gun and tell its owner, “You’re not going to f—-ing kill me.” Fortunately for Kemp, he called that one correctly. (Warming Glow)
Miley Cyrus went on The Tonight Show and handed out some unsolicited advice to Justin Bieber: “Pay people to make sure you don’t get in trouble.” At the moment, Biebs is only hiring people who will keep him in trouble. There’s a subtle difference, and Miley knows the drill. (Lainey Gossip)
This probably sounds insincere, but I’m really worried about Jennifer Lawrence and fear the inevitable backlash. Fortunately, she balanced out ruining her American Hustle costumes (by way of Doritos dust) with a nice story about helping a homeless lady. Try not to hate. (Celebitchy)
Here’s what Scarlett Johansson did with all of that mad Sodastream money. Not bad. (People)
I don’t know about you, but I’m loving the triumphant return of Jared Leto to Hollywood. He does, however, look like he’s trying to be Pete Droge in these photos. Does anyone else remember who Pete Droge is? Oh, just me. (Go Fug Yourself)
In horror sequel news, The Conjuring is waiting on James Wan’s busy schedule, and The Purge 2 has an underwhelming new title. (Slashfilm)
Lindsay Lohan got half of her $75,000 fur coat ripped off last night, which is wholly sketchy because usually Lohan is stealing fur coats from other people. Is it 2007 again? (DListed)
Bunnybean is 9 years old and is on her third Cannonball Read. Her first review this year is of Wonder by RJ Palacio. This New York Times bestseller focuses on a young boy with a facial deformity who is finally mainstreamed into a public elementary school. Check out Bunnybean’s 5 star review. (Cannonball Read 6)
The Constantine pilot moves forward with — get this — the Game of Thrones director. Are you more interested now? (The Mary Sue)
We’re all collectively a little bit tired of Channing Tatum these day, right? Which is fine because Channing’s been trucking along a lot longer than people take to get tired of young actresses. Why do hot young females wear out their welcome much sooner in Hollywood? That bugs. Anyway, here’s some news about Channing’s rumored new role as Gambit in the X-Men franchise. (Film School Rejects)
Can I prematurely enter my vote for favorite Super Bowl XLVII commercial? Bud.weis.er.
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