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Donald Trump's Pee Tape Alibi Is a Lie

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 23, 2018 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 23, 2018 |


You made it through Monday - good job!

Remember how Donald Trump told James Comey that he couldn’t have been with prostitutes in Russia because he never spent the night? So, yeah: Facts are a funny thing. You can stretch them and bend them and fold them into a tiny piece of paper and flick that piece of paper at your spouse, but those sumbitches always avail themselves in the end. (Bloomberg)

Today would have been William Shakespeare’s 454th birthday… if he hadn’t died. BUT, just because he’s not still here to have cake and ice cream, we can still celebrate him. Courtney has chosen to celebrate the flirty bi-sexual version of him from Dr. Who. Works for me! - (SyFy Wire)

Sharing Shakespeare’s birthday is the newest British Royal. William and Kate welcomed their third child, a boy, today, and Kate (who, yes, she has a staff to make her look beautiful, but she still has to manage to not look like just pushed a small HUMAN out of her body, ok?) left the hospital hours later looking radiant. - (GFY)

William stepped out at some point to bring little George and Charlotte to meet their new baby brother. - (LG)

Ok, so now I’m finished with the “good Royals” stuff (which is usually about babies or fashion). Prince Charles was finally named by the Queen as her successor. Great, fine, whatever. Maybe she can make that contingent upon him taking some damn history lessons about colonialism, because dude is seriously either ignorant or flat-out racist. I guess it could be both. - (Celebitchy)

Goddammit! These custom-made pajamas with your pet’s face on them are adorable and I want them more than ANYTHING, but man, they are pricey. - (Simplemost)

The Last O.G. got renewed for a second season. This pleases me. I’m enjoying it and I’m glad to see Tracy Morgan on my teevee again. Are you watching? - (Shadow and Act)

Have you ever wondered about some of those laws that are named after people? Here’s a good breakdown from Jodi about every US law named after a victim and what it does. - (Ranker)

The new Fear the Walking Dead is good. It’s really good. (Uproxx)

After all of the yesterday’s Earth Day tributes, Cannonballer allibaba77 recommends the memoir of a person who once had a completely different perspective of the Earth than almost all of us: Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield. Turns out Hadfield has an interesting view of life too: "One of my favourite parts was how he focuses on the little victories in life. …’It doesn’t have to be a miracle in order for you to feel good about yourself.’" What small victory have you had today? (Cannonball Read 10)

And to end on a happy note. What do you ask for for your birthday when you’re 103 years old? If you’re Lillian Grant, you ask for a cat and if you’re Lillian Grant, you get one! (NO, YOU’RE crying!) - (TMS)

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