Trump Finds a New Low, Digs a Grave Underneath It, and Buries His Last Shred of Humanity
Backstreet’s Lai-ney’s back, allllright!” Hi! Hi, remember me? Hi! Good to see you again. Well, good to see most of you again. Some of you. AsscrackBandit. It’s good to see AsscrackBandit. I kid! I kid because I love!
If you get some less-than-enthusiastic greeting cards from the women in your life this week, fellas, don’t be surprised. I feel like I can speak for the group when I say, “We have fucking had it.” - (McSweeney’s)
Bob Corker to survivors of sexual assault: “I know this is fun for y’all.”😡— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly 📢 (@AynRandPaulRyan) October 2, 2018
Heads up, Senators:
If you won't take our calls and you won't hold town halls, you can expect to see us on train platforms, in elevators, at restaurants…#TuesdayThoughtspic.twitter.com/0Zk3TOeCHY
“Women are judged very harshly for showing anger - we are told that it is invalid, irrational, that we sound hysterical or infantile - or dangerous. .. It’s a fight and a balance between an unwillingness to hear women’s anger and women’s determination to voice it.” -@rtraister pic.twitter.com/Kto8Kxp85A— Norah O'Donnell🇺🇸 (@NorahODonnell) October 2, 2018
The President, at a rally tonight, did a shitty, mocking imitation of Dr. Blasey Ford. It’s as obnoxious as you think it is. - (The Cut)
One of the attorneys for Dr. Ford. https://t.co/lhMucKLxDK— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 3, 2018
Good for Michelle Williams admitting that she took the Venom role to get her some fat stacks of cash. - (DListed)
Soooo, Hailey and The Biebs, married already? Not married yet? Probs married but no pre-nup? Maybe married and maybe pregnant? I don’t know. Truthfully? I’m having a hard time even caring, BUT I am morbidly curious, I guess. - (Lainey)
I want this hat more than anything in the whole world! And when I die, I want to be buried under it. - (GFY)
The good: Winston Duke! The bad: Mark Wahlberg The other good: Netflix! - (Shadow and Act)
I get that Princess Eugenie’s wedding is super super SUPER important to Princess Eugenie (and her parents and probably her groom), but if she really believes the audience for it is as big as Will and Kate’s or Harry and Meghan’s, puh-lease, Princess! - (Celebitchy)
Jason Kander is one of the good politicians. One we’ve been watching and rooting for. Unfortunately for us, but fortunately for him, he realized that now is not the time to run for Mayor of Kansas City but instead to work on getting help for his depression and PTSD. - (Medium)
Do you know Craig Ferguson from The Drew Carey Show, The Late Late Show, or his memoir, American on Purpose? Ferguson’s also written a novel, and our Warrior Queen, AlabamaPink, read Between the Bridge and the River during the first Cannonball Read in 2008. To honor the loss of a great Pajiban, Cannonball Read 10 is reading Ferguson’s novel for the November #CannonBookClub. The discussion’s in a month, on November 2-3, so you still have some time to read up. Everyone’s welcome! (Cannonball Read 10)
You may have seen this the other day. If you already saw it, YAY FOR YOU, you get to see it again! If it’s new to you, YAY FOR YOU, you get to see it for the first time!
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