Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have some unhealthy patterns in their lives. One of them is: Ozzy cheats and Sharon blames it on the other woman. At least 6 times. - (Celebitchy)
After his Attorney General went out this morning and said that DACA is “unconstitutional,” a day of brutal headlines and perhaps a complete misunderstanding of what he set into motion has Trump reconsidering his view on DACA. Maybe? I don’t know, but I’m guessing that the uncertainty for Dreamers right now is crushing them.
Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017
In other words, he rescinded DACA, unless Congress can’t figure their shit out, in which case maybe he won’t rescind DACA? Is he trying to embarrass Sessions, or let Sessions run roughshod all over him? Or maybe … and hear me out, here .. but maybe Donald Trump just has no idea what he’s doing.
Here is the president* assuming a power that JeffBo said just this morning that no president has. Can't anyone there play this game? https://t.co/shdQra5gRT— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) September 6, 2017
Hey, Oreo, are you TRYING to turn me into a full-blown cookie monster? I thought the Jelly Doughnuts Oreos were the best of the best, but now there are Apple Pie Oreos and they may be even better? - (IB)
Ginger Spice tries her best to imitate Ygritte for Jon Snow, but she’s clearly not of the north. - (Dlisted)
Lady Olenna lives on. As cats. - (Distractify)
Fug Nation loves mugs. But really this is just an excuse to post the mug my husband bought me today. This man just gets me! - (GFY)
Taylor Swift knocked Taylor Swift out of first place. It’s a Taylorific day for TayTay! - (LG)
This isn’t going to be everyone’s thing, but some people just love sparkly, spangley, glittery stuff. Some people can’t help but buy it no matter what it is and no matter how old they are. Some people will absolutely be buying this! (Pssst, some people is me.) - (Teen Vogue)
I have no shitting idea how to summarize this, so you’re just going to have to read it yourself. It’s… well, it’s something. Holy shit, is it something. - (Jezebel)
Don’t. Try. To. Come. For. Cher. She’s better than you at this.
Are you tired of cute animals and their manipulatively adorable bullshit? While Blingle Bells was clearing out her TBR pile, she came across this gem from a genre that should die, Matthew Gasteier’s FU Penguin, a book based on his blog. Anything based on a blog genre should be consigned to the same bin as MySpace and Gangnam Style, except for this book. This book tells the truth. If you agree, please post pictures of the most adorably evil animals in the comments. (Cannonball Read 9)
I stole this from Emmalita on facebook, because I NEEDED IT!