The lovely Kirsten Dunst did an avante garde and “artistic” photoshoot for Bullet Magazine. This is absolutely her prerogative. It’s also my prerogative to wonder if the photographer fed her magic mushroom crepes before he/she started snapping. Trust me, you haven’t seen the worst of it yet. (Celebitchy)
Someone took the “Game Of Thrones” make-your-own-sigil toy and applied it to the cast members from “Firefly.” The results? Pretty gorram shiny. (Nerd Approved)
Wes Anderson has revealed the plot of (and potential release date for) his newest movie, Grand Budapest Hotel. My fellow film school nerds will be pleased. It’s Criterion like Donkey Kong. (FSR)
Looking for some new scents to spice up your life? Our friends over at Black Phoenix Alchemy have a new line inspired by Coraline. Not sure how I feel about the “cat” scent, but I do adore this girl. (BPA)
If you’ve not had enough “Game Of Thrones” fun this week, check out Vulture’s random death generator. If I had to choose, I think death by Smoke Baby would be the grooviest way to shuffle off the mortal coil. (Vulture)
Have You People heard of the sea hare? You have? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME? Its method of self-defense is basically a gloriously technicolored smoke baby. Enjoy. (io9)
Still shuddering from the thorough Dunsting I gave you up there? Calm yourself with these images of Tom Hiddleston. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of the beautiful people, the lovely and amazing Gillian Jacobs will be participating in a Q&A over on Uproxx today. I double-dog-dare one of you to ask her if she’s aware just how much her show blows now. (Uproxx)
Some fellow has constructed a kalashnikov out of bones. Ladies? Form an orderly queue.
April Fool’s Day is almost upon us and if you’re looking for some hard-core prank inspiration, check out these people who went to great lengths to pull their off. Including
LBJ. (Mental Floss)
Speaking of presidential weirdness, here are odd facts about our nation’s leaders. Go ahead, stun your friends at Pub Trivia.