Does Ben Affleck Know How Lucky He Is to Have Jennifer Garner in His Life?

I hope all the PajibanAmericans had a lovely Turkey Day & Black Friday (sure, yeah, that’s probably a holiday too, I guess), and all the international Pajibans had a nice Thursday and Friday? I am not going to lie to you (not this time, anyway): Doing Pajiba Love on Tuesday night and having Thursday (and most of Friday) off has thrown my schedule so emmereffing out of whack that I LITERALLY remembered at 1:00 this morning that I was supposed to do Pajiba Love today! I usually do it Friday night and submit it to Dustin to publish on Saturday morning. As I write this, I haven’t read or collected a single article, because in my perimenopausal ADHD brain, ‘I JUST DID PAJIBALOVE, so I don’t have to do it for another week!’ So, cut me some slack if you’ve seen any of these links before. Or if the article is stupid; I’m a skosh tired and may have only skimmed it…

My NBC late-night host of choice is Seth Meyers and I always watch his Thanksgiving episodes because his mom, dad, and brother Josh are the guests, so I missed Cher on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Thankfully, we can all enjoy this clip of Cher and Fallon dressed as turkeys, “bawk bawking” the lyrics to iconic Cher songs. - (LateNighter)

Does Ben Affleck truly know how very lucky he is to have Jennifer Garner in his life? - (Lainey Gossip)

Hailee Steinfeld is now engaged to Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen. They are a great couple, btw. (Rolling Stone)

Do we think Brad Pitt is going to suddenly agree to settle/drop the case “for the good of the children” now? - (Celebitchy)

Black Swifties At The Eras Tour Defend Their Love Of Taylor Swift - (R29)

The word “sumptuous” comes to mind when viewing some of these designs from Sergio Hudson - (GFY)

Cheryl Hines has completely given over to the MAGA grift. (Threads)

Tesla owners are embarrassed by their association with Elon Musk. No word on Cybertruck owners who should be far more embarrassed for not only their association with Musk but their terrible taste in vehicles. - (The Guardian)

An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might - (McSweeney’s)

Y’all have strong opinions about tuna salad; I did not expect that. I should have. I’m sure you’ll have strong opinions on Thanksgiving leftovers as well. Here’s a strata recipe for those leftovers to get you started. - (Wonkette)

Or you could use those leftovers to make THE sandwich from Friends, the one with “the moist maker” - (PS)

From Dustin: Today I learned that Gavin Newsome and Marshawn Lynch host a political podcast together - (iHeart)

From Seth: Well, I’d like a whole album of this please - (TikTok)

From Roxana - Probably one of the most important pieces of writing you’ll read this year, from a former freelance critic and reporter who is now homeless. - (Esquire)

Rather than leaving you with a dog today, I decided to check in with our old friend Maru. Maru is 17 and 1/2!