Did Mark Zuckerberg Burn Down Myrtle Beach With His Android Laser Face?

Mike and I did a PLove switcheroo for our birthdays (we have the same birthday, which is a fun coincidence, no?) so we could celebrate with our families. Mine consisted of eating too much, setting up my new greenhouse for my potted citrus trees, and watching several episodes of The Recruit on Prime. I find it absolutely stupid, but so very entertaining! I hope you’re having a great night, Mike!

Conspiracy nuts think Mark Zuckerberg started the Myrtle Beach wildfires, and Donald Trump should watch out before Robot Boy lasers him next. (Gizmodo)

I missed most of the Oscars, but last night when I read that Demi didn’t win for Best Actress, it bummed me out for a minute. She’ll be fine, though. She’s not going anywhere. - (Lainey Gossip)

Demi Moore Might Have Lost the Oscar But Won the Red Carpet in a Major Metallic Moment Last Night - (GFY)

My favorite dress was Halle Berry’s mirrored Siriano, though. I loved Demi’s metallic, but that mirrored dress was *chef’s kiss* - (GFY)

In sad news, Dolly Parton’s husband of 60 years, Carl Dean, has died. - (AP)

Dustin’s celebrity crush Melanie Lynskey is infinitely crushable. And very normal. - (SM)

Speaking of Dustin, he shared this: ‘My Favorite Murder’ has transformed from a podcast into a movement fundamentally reshaping how women engage with true crime narratives. - (Ms Magazine)

From Chris: Over on Why Watch, we’re talking Who Is Cletus Tout?, a ’90s indie starring a miscast Tim Allen as a cinephile hitman and the ghost of Richard Dreyfus as a magician/thief. - (Why Did We Watch This)

Tori shared: Bernie Sanders is holding rallies in midwestern districts to encourage voters to put pressure on their Republican representatives, in case anyone is wondering what resistance looks like nowadays. - (Seven Days)

Elon’s estranged daughter Vivian responded to learning about yet another half-sibling. - (PEOPLE)

Tyra Banks admits she ‘said some dumb ‘s-t’ on America’s Next Top Model. - (Socialite Life)

Netflix is currently seeking audience members for John Mulaney’s new series. - (LateNighter)

Tiana Disney+ Series Shelved as Walt Disney Animation Abandons Longform Streaming Content - (THR)

Melissa Yi really enjoys Mick Herron’s writing though Spook Street wasn’t her favorite. “Everything I’ve read of [his] is crammed full of painfully witty observations, historical and current detail, and a bit of oddity, which are all a lot of fun, even if this one hurt my heart.” Which authors will you read, even when you don’t love the book? (Cannonball Read 17)

And here’s your extra special Monday dog(s)!