Did 'Madame Web' Break Up Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin, Too?

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 28, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 28, 2024 |

It sure looks like Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin’s relationships died while studying spiders in the Amazon, or however the line goes. I’m too tired to look it up. (Lainey Gossip)

Wasn’t this the same lady who said Kate Middleton was in a coma? And tricked me into believing it, which was the real crime. I don’t like people knowing how gullible I am, especially with the Wallet Inspector stopping by later. (Celebitchy)

MAGA Guy with a clipart butthole for a mouth says De Niro is “washed up.” (Wonkette)

From Andrew: Hell. Yes. Negro Leagues statistics will be officially integrated into the MLB historical record. (Yahoo Sports)

From Dustin: Justin Kirk really doesn’t get enough love. Hopefully, that changes soon. (Primetimer)

From Roxana: I value working from home immensely, but I don’t think this take is wrong, necessarily. (WSJ)

From Petr: Daniel Stern recounts a “terrifying” moment when he was sued by Columbia TV after he called out Jeremy Piven and Brett Ratner. (Page Six)

Dangit, I wanted to see Mike Tyson cave Jake Paul’s skull in. (Mediaite)

From Chris: Over on Why Did We Watch This, we’re breaking down Wish, a Disney movie so rote and vague that it’s little wonder it barely exists. Ariana DeBose can’t catch a break, Chris Pine has a nice voice, and did I expect to utter the phrase, “the democratization of wishes” so many times? No, and yet! (Apple)

From Kayleigh: What’s with all these musical acts booking venues they can’t sell? (AV Club)

Dreadpiratekel read Tiffany D. Jackson’s The Weight of Blood as being in conversation with Stephen King’s Carrie (50 years old this year). “I think both books serve as a reminder of how being kind can change a person’s life for the better, and doing the opposite can … well can cause ripple effects that bring out more hate and upset.” Are there newer books that you think pairs well with a classic?  (Cannonball Read 16)