Did Britney Spears and Sam Asghari Get Married Already?

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | December 2, 2021 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | December 2, 2021 |

One of the major things Britney Spears wanted to do as soon as her conservatorship is over is get married to Sam Asghari and start pumping out his babies. Well, he’s already calling her his “wife”, so was there a ceremony at Johnny Rockets we all missed? (Instagram)

Dating Kanye may have sent Irina Shayk running back to Bradley Cooper. (Lainey Gossip)

Selena Gomez isn’t afraid to hop in the comments and set people straight. A solid move if there ever was one. (Dlisted)

The World Tennis Association pulls all tournaments out of China as the Peng Shuai situation continues to be some supremely f*cked up shit. (Celebitchy)

Machine Gun Kelly tried catching a knife to impress Megan Fox, but ended up stabbing himself and needing stitches https://t.co/obRFVr0sER pic.twitter.com/1NcltMIHJy

— Consequence (@consequence) December 2, 2021

From Roxana: A very informative deep dive into how the LOTR series made Gollum into a character, how Andy Serkis and 18 animators worked together, and what has happened to acting since. From culture critic Isaac Butler. (Polygon)

From Seth: Lol, been there. (TikTok)

From Jen: Everything will eventually be a Netflix movie. (Variety)

And now for another Twitter grab bag courtesy because, honestly, I don’t know why I didn’t start doing these sooner.

From Roxana: This thread is an enraging journey.

I had a Very Bad experience with @Hertz over Thanksgiving.

This is what happened & the letter I wrote. We are totally fine, & our Thanksgiving ended up wonderful, but I suspect this is a fraudulent business practice, & I want to give it visibility for those who don't or can't. pic.twitter.com/cr9haMSeXd

— Kate Klonick (@Klonick) November 30, 2021

From Petr:

Someone compiled Hong Kong actors casually jumping over railings. pic.twitter.com/pnLAsgi5rp

— JY (@kosherjellyfish) November 22, 2021

From Claude: “she says no but she didn’t say no fast if you get what I mean”

i know this is a lot of words but please, please i am begging you to read it all pic.twitter.com/2r7HZfrgFK

— c a i t (yassified) (@kittynouveau) December 2, 2021

From Steven: Be the medieval terror vagina that you want to see in the world.

We remain forever obsessed with this image of a woman terrifying the devil himself with her pussy but did you know there's context? Who wants to hear the context for why the devil is so frightened by a vulva? pic.twitter.com/pFlOUW9VvI

— Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum) December 2, 2021

Actual doctor Ken Jeong has words for Omicron skeptics. (AV Club)

So, apparently, nobody in or around the Rust set ever touched the gun or bullets that somehow killed a woman. Is that what we’re going with here? (THR)

Ridley Scott almost made Dune instead of David Lynch, but he couldn’t stand the thought of working in Mexico, so he passed. (IndieWire)

Scootsa1000 was having a hard time writing reviews, so she decided to review three novellas from Frederik Backman and Rainbow Rowell. Rowell’s If the Fates Allow was her favorite. "I could have read 900 pages about Reagan and COVID." Has it been harder for you to do things you enjoyed pre-pandemic? (Cannonball Read 13)

Elmo Saves Christmas is an underrated masterpiece for this joke alone 😂

It’s a wonderful reference pic.twitter.com/7mYEW0NTl4

— ⛄️ Muppet History ❄️ (@HistoryMuppet) November 28, 2021