The goal of any cult/religion is to constantly recruit new members so you have a steady stream of marks pouring money into your coffers. It’s the original pyramid scheme. To the surprise of no one, that was Danny Masterson’s job while starring on That ’70s Show, and he damn near got all of them into Scientology with the exception of Topher Grace. (Page Six)

An exchange between Megan Thee Stallion and Justin Timberlake at the MTV VMAs has everyone assuming the worst about Justin. (Lainey Gossip)

Elon Musk sounds like a great partner, just the best. (Celebitchy)

Lauren Boebert got kicked out of a touring production of Beetlejuice for acting exactly how you expect Lauren Boebert to act. (Wonkette)

From Dustin: Roxana Hadadi’s piece on the finale of Taylor Sheridan’s Lioness is quintessential Roxana Hadadi. (Vulture)

At some point, Alan Moore told DC Films to donate all of his royalty checks to Black Lives Matter, and for the 100th time, please stop bothering him. (IndieWire)

And speaking of donating, Jamie Lynn Spears is giving her entire Dancing with the Stars salary to striking writers and actors. (Jezebel)

France has halted sales of the iPhone 12 because it’s radioactive. Oh good. (Gizmodo)

From Andrew: “Planet of the Bass” guy is promoting that new album HARD. (Twitter)

Stranger Things Scoops Ahoy ice cream is coming to Walmart. (Variety)

Marvel VFX workers have unanimously voted to unionize. Nice! (THR)

In this month’s Quick Questions with a Cannonballer, kfishgirl gifts us with a gallery of furry reading companions and shares her process of writing her spectacular one star reviews. “Sometimes I find myself taking notes on my phone to remember how much I hated a specific scene or person.” You can also find out which series she loves. Who do you read books with, furry or not? (Cannonball Read 15)

From Seth: Yes yes it’s good they caught the escaped PA convict and all that. But I thank him for his service, which resulted in this perfect question:

Dude what a question at the Danelo Cavalcante press conference 😂😂

From the great @mikerainey82 pic.twitter.com/774RLLcVW7

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) September 13, 2023