It was a big weekend of awards, I guess. The BAFTAs and the Grammys. I didn’t watch either one. I was busy. Watching Parks and Rec reruns. And then the penultimate episode of The Young Pope, which felt like I was high. Was I high? Did any of you watch it? Were we all high? I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON.
Was she high? I don’t know who she is. Really, if this is the kind of shit she does for attention, I don’t care who she is. - (Celebitchy)
Was he high? Really, if this is the kind of shit he does for attention, I don’t care to finish this sentence. - (dlisted)
Is Katy Perry not getting enough attention lately? In addition to the new hair and the interesting outfit, she felt the need to make some veiled snark remarks aimed at Brit Brit? - (Vanity Fair)
I don’t get the big deal about what Heidi Klum wore. I have the same dress. Mine’s not as shiny. And it’s made of cotton. And I wear it with jammie pants. To bed. But otherwise, it’s pretty much identical. - (GFY)
I DO get the big deal about Blue Ivy and her sparkly cat purse, though. I also have a sparkly cat purse. It’s not as cool as Blue’s. Also, I’m 46, so I’m not really as cool as Blue. This is turning depressing now. - (Lainey)
Perfect segue! “This print captures the essence of Donald Trump’s campaign for the presidency of the United States.” True words, man. Truer words. - (WashPost)
The Handmaid’s Tale is starting to feel less like a dystopic nightmare for most and like a masturbatory fantasy for some. Like, I don’t know, maybe this jagoff. (Jezebel)
Melanir knew it would be an awesome day when she was notified about the release of an unexpected Seanan McGuire novella, Dusk or Dark or Dawn or Day, but the mournful ghost story destroyed her. It’s a standalone story and a very personal story. Melanir thinks it might be a memorial to someone. Have you read it? Do you agree? (Cannonball Read 9)
Finally, this woman’s name is Danielle Lloyd. She’s a former Miss England and Miss Great Britain, and DEAR GOD, WHAT HAS SHE DONE?
I have called the police pic.twitter.com/7qxbO5nIMe— G💰 (@oneofthosefaces) February 13, 2017