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Courtney Love Thinks Miley Cyrus Is a F---ed Up, Hillbilly Punk Rocker, and '50 Shades' Laughable Sperm Scene

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 11, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 11, 2013 |

What is going on with the goddamn midriffs, ladies? If you’re going to continue to dress like this, the fellas are gonna bring back the sleeveless T-shirt. Then what? THEN WHAT? We will go Joey Fatone on your asses. (GFY)

Sons of Anarchy fans: This is a little awkward. Both JoRo and I are covering the show on different sites, neither of which are Pajiba. Mine’s on Uproxx. Hers is on Vulture (I know, right! How awesome is that? NEW YORK MAGAZINE. So proud!). I’m not going to tell you whose recap to read, but you should totally read Joanna’s. (Vulture)

You could however check out my Dexter recap, where my biggest issue among a series of gigantic issues in this week’s episode was the moronic, boneheaded ridiculous decision by Hannah McKay — a refugee wanted for murder — to go out without a disguise. Unreality’s Paul Tassi has 14 disguise suggestions she could’ve taken. Anyone would’ve worked. (Unreality)

Someone we like is expecting. A child, that is. Not, like, the UPS truck, although probably that, too. CONGRATULATIONS. You’ve just given birth to an Amazon package! Also, never pay for gift-wrapping from Amazon. They just throw it in a large Crown Royal bag and charge you $5. Oh, where was I? Pregnancy! Julie is gonna be so sad. (DListed)

Courtney Love is her usual, hilariously incoherent and damaged self, calling out Robin Thicke (was he the guy in Charles in Charge), Katy Perry (boring) and praising Miley Cyrus for her VMA performance. It was “like dark and hillbilly and fucked up.” (IDLYITW)

Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine almost had a cameo on Sam Raimi’s Spider-man. Really?Details, please. (Slashfilm)

How did the Red Sox reverse their fortunes from last season? A series of off-season moves that were roundly mocked and ridiculed, that’s how. (Grantland)

Should the Six Feet Under pilot be entered into “The Canon”? I say yes. The first season of “SFU” remains one of the 20 best seasons of all time. (PreviouslyTV)

Denesteak sent along this piece on the UN Report on rapes and attitudes toward it in the Asia-Pacific region. It’s insane. ONE IN FIVE MEN have raped. Why? Twenty seven percent of rapes are attributed to “Fun and boredom” while 45 percent simply thought they were entitled to it. Messed up. (CambodiaDaily)

It’s ridiculous that Brad Pitt is being asked about Charlie Hunnam being cast in 50 Shades of Grey, but Pitt actually provides a sweet answer, the complete opposite of what I expected, which is: “Who is Charlie Hunnam?” (Celebitchy)

Finally, Chloe Bridges (Carrie Diaries) auditioned for the lead in 50 Shades of Grey, and decided even before she was rejected that she couldn’t do it because the script — which involved an extended conversation about sperm — was too laughably bad. (Cosmo)

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