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I'm Getting Way Ahead Of Myself Here, But Cory Booker And Rosario Dawson Would Make A Stunning First Couple

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | March 14, 2019 |

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | March 14, 2019 |


Cory Booker’s boo is…Rosario Dawson? I did not see that coming, but mazel tov, you two. (TMZ)

On a scale of 1 to 10 how surprised would you be to hear that Elon Musk tried to destroy a Tesla whistleblower? Me? About a -5. (Bloomberg)

While Lori Loughlin was getting arrested for bribing USC to accept her daughter, said daughter was, hand to god this couldn’t be more perfect, in the Bahamas on a yacht owned by a USC trustee (both of Loughlin’s daughters have since dropped out. As in, they dropped out today). (Celebitchy)

I expect that I’m in the minority here, but I am not a fan of any of the former Obama communication staffers. My favorite of the bunch, Jon Lovett, has been on a downward spiral towards centrism. If you feel similarly, this article will be your jam. (Current Affairs)

Tabloids are really trying to make Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper happen and this is like ‘fetch’ all over again. (Lainey Gossip)

I still don’t understand how to use Snapchat, so this TikTok business is making me feel extra ancient. (NYTimes)

Connie Britton is lucky she has such magnificent hair because it serves as a great distraction from this *gestures wildly* outfit. (GFY)

A fascinating article about how the evolution of language could be tied to eating processed food. (The Conversation)

Howard Stern apparently has really thin skin, because he was very offended at being accused of “going Hollywood.” El oh el. Way harsh, Tai. (Dlisted)

The history of government cheese is weird. (Digg)

Can Tucker Carlson be shamed? First of all, is he even capable of feeling shame? (The New Yorker)

Tabloids keep insisting that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle don’t get along, but I’m pretty sure the rift is actually between William and Harry. Today Buckingham Palace announced that William and Harry’s royal courts will be split and yeah, I’d say that tracks. (The Cut)

Zirza H A T E D the thriller Believe Me by JP Delaney so much she wanted to set it on fire, but she wrote a scathing review instead. "It’s Stephen Moffat on steroids. It has way too many endings. The whodunnit, when it finally comes, is so idiotic that a word has yet to be invented for it." Any suggestions for a word that would express idiotic beyond idiotic? (Cannonball Read 11)

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