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Congratulations, Big-Time "Movie Producer": You Just Donated to Zach Braff's Kickstarter and Now Your Kid's Gonna Starve

By Jodi Smith | Pajiba Love | April 25, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Pajiba Love | April 25, 2013 |

Did you ever contribute to a time capsule when you were in school? Everyone would get excited because you were going to choose something that people in the Future would get to oooh and aaahhhh over. Then you would end up tossing in a magazine, some Garbage Pail Kid trading cards, a few other odds and ends, and probably a booger snuck in by the weird kid. Happily for Oklahoma City, the Ladies Aide Society of 1913 were much, much better at making time capsules than elementary school children. (Huffington Post)

Do you know what a celebrity paradox is? It’s when one character in a TV Show refers to another character in a different movie/TV show played by the same actor. Here’s 15 incredible fun examples. (WG)

I know some of you are all about etymology, but have you ever wondered the origins of the word boner? How about twat? This link explains all of the NSFW words you use to insult people on the internet every day! (The Frisky)

Speaking of schlongs, did you know scientists drew one on Mars? TEE HEE! (The Gloss)

Okay, let’s forget about chodes for a moment and think about carved things. Gorgeous cliff houses are such fun to look at, but I wouldn’t want to live in one. I’d be one sneeze-trip away from certain doom. (Environmental Graffiti)

These ceramic items look carved and showcase the best of Godtopus’ watery domain. I want the teacup with tentacle handle! (Mary O’Malley via Laughing Squid)

Cindy wished yesterday that someone would put Lady Tyrell on “Downton Abbey.” Here’s the next best thing: The Dowager Tyrell vs. The Dowager Countess of Grantham. (Vulture)

Salon has a lovely piece about the psychological reasons people believe conspiracy theories. It’s just as I’ve always known: Aliens have implanted microchips in our brains that help us to see the government coverups for what they are! (Salon)

I’m sure you know someone that forwards and believes all of the conspiracies involved with the Boston bombings. If you haven’t been bombarded with this one yet, I’ll send you right to the debunking. There was not a “coexist” sticker on the carjacked car. Even if there was, I can’t imagine what it would do for a person to attempt tying that fragile thread of non-Christian blame into the whole sad picture. (Jalopnik)

One possible spot of awesome in this is that Mark Wahlberg is willing to reunite with his Funky Bunch for a Boston fundraiser. SUCH GOOD VIBRATIONS! (Entertainment Weekly)

The student quotes in these yearbooks make me think that the future will either be a lot brighter with such smartasses around, or maybe MLK Jr. really did like tacos and I learned some new facts. (Pleated Jeans)

Starting on September 1st, fans of “SNL” can watch all 36 years of the show on Yahoo! (Engadget)

If you’re as annoyed with the Zach Braff Kickstarter as many are, you’ll appreciate the hilarious scene Tim Heidecker has written for the Braff’s movie. (Reddit)

Ugh. Now, I just give up. Allegedly, Gus Van Sant is interested in bringing “50 Shades of Grey” to the screen. In his quest for infamy, Van Sant decided to shoot some sexy business with Alex Pettyfer. HORF. (Celebitchy)

I need cats helping a dude exercise. So do you, even if you don’t know it yet.


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Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.