Conan O'Brien Is Inbred, According to Science
Hello, my darling dears! I feel as though I’ve been away from you for ages, but really it’s only been about a week. BUT, it was a very long week because it was soooo cold. Annnnnnd now it’s, like, 60* and I had the windows open this weekend. The daffodils in my yard (which started coming up in early January!) just can’t even anymore, okay? Me too, ‘dils. Me. Too.
BCoop’s beard is back, but it didn’t help him win at the DGA’s. BUT Bo Burnham? YAY for him! - (Lainey)
Duchess Meghan seems damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. - (Celebitchy)
Roxana speaks for all of us when she says, “I’ve missed Drew.” - (Deadspin)
Has anyone been crying out for a 90210 reboot? Show of hands, Brandon? Brandon? Brandon? Anyone? Brandon? - (Dlisted)
This checks ALL my boxes: shiny, feathery-ish, shows off leg! - (GFY)
What seems more annoying than a written edition of goop? A Netflix one! - (Vulture)
You can blame Petr for this.
Here’s the worst thing in the world pic.twitter.com/LQFRyRuJiG— robespierre (@See_Em_Play) February 3, 2019
Roxana said, “This is a solid profile on Lizzo, who is one of the best people to follow on Twitter.” - (The Cut)
As Ursula said, “this guy is like the ‘Dirty John’ of the publishing world.” This story is nuts. - (New Yorker)
Kate shared this in our Slack and definitively declared: “Conan O’Brien is inbred” - (ET)
Dr. Wilson hopes “Holden Caulfield dies in the opening scene of every single manuscript.” - (The Guardian)
Kate sent this and added: “this is amazing because you can really tell which couples fucking hate each other’s guts.” - (Buzzfeed)
Thewheelbarrow read Ben Sasse’s The Vanishing American Adult because he likes to be exposed to ideas with which he disagrees. His good intentions were challenged when Sasse immediately began insulting Millennials. He did find some common ground with Sasse, but mostly got that the Republican senator wants to be president. "This book reads like a rallying cry to old, white voters who want to vote for a young person who shares their beliefs." Are you ready for the US presidential election season? (Cannonball Read 11)
I feel like there will be a few of you who are interested in this. No need to tag yourselves.
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