Colin Jost Says His +1 Was Too Busy To Go to The Emmys with Him. Uh Huh, Sure Colin
To all of our friends in Mexico and Puerto Rico, you’re in our thoughts!
Billy Bush and his wife are splitting up after 20 years of marriage. Huh. How in the hell is it that the guy on the tape who actually talked about assaulting and groping women is now the President of the United States and the schmuck he was talking to has lost his job and now his marriage? That feels backwards. - (Dlisted)
Scarlett Johansson would have gone to the Emmys with Colin Jost, like Ben Affleck did with Jost’s SNL colleague, Lindsay Shookus, if she hadn’t been busy working. Uh huh. You keep telling yourself that, Colin. (LG)
This just felt like a good link after that. There’s a “Mad Pooper” in Colorado. I’m gonna’ leave it at that and you can read or not read the link. It’s totally up to you. I’ll include this quote from the story to see if that intrigues you. “Budd told the station she asked the woman, “Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids? She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!′ ” - (HuffPo)
LiLo is backish. Or, just hear me out! Orrrr, this is the new Lindsay Lobot. Because that face… … well… hmmm. That face doesn’t look entirely natural. Or human. Naturally human. - (GFY)
Leah Remini outed Jada Pinkett Smith. FINALLY. As a Scientologist. Not Will, just Jada, which seems odd, but whatever, all of Scientology seems odd. - (Celebitchy)
Jada refuted the claim on Twitter. I don’t really know who to believe. Hahaha, yes, I do! I totally believe Leah.
I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech… but I am not a Scientologist.— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 19, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence is the new
Black Widow Red Sparrow. Cool, I guess. Maybe Red Sparrow will have some damn merch for people to buy. - (LG)
You should also watch Lawrence’s appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers. It was pretty hilarious.
Our tentacled sea brethren, some social octopuses have created underwater cities! Holy shit, those sumbitches are smart! h/t tamatha - (Quartz)
OMG, I finally have an answer to something I’ve wondered about my entire life! I literally get nauseated/queasy PLUS have a strange tickly feeling, almost like I have to pee, when anything touches the inside of my belly button and NOW I KNOW I’M NOT A FUCKING WEIRDO*! - (Buzzfeed)
(*yeah yeah, shut up.)
Fans of Diana Gabaldon are always looking for new stories in her expansive Outlander world. A recent anthology of stories, Seven Stones to Stand or Fall, has five already published stories, and two brand new stories. Narfna thinks one of the new stories is also the best of the collection. "A Fugitive Green" sweetly fills out a story alluded to in one of the novels. When you read a series, do you also like to dive into the smaller, side stories? (Cannonball Read 9)
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