The guy who voiced the kid in that atrocious Christmas Shoes song gave an interview and talked about how the song affected his life. I have to be honest, I really wanted a horror story. I wanted big, loud rants. Instead, he seems pretty… fine. (Inverse)
Semi-serious question: Is Wu Tang’s “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin” cursed? (Vulture)
Say what you will about Miley Cyrus (and there is a LOT to say, I know), I like a girl who knows how to commit to a game of dress-up. I’m trying to decide which costume is my favorite, and I think I have it narrowed down to Drunk Sumo Baby and Happy Butter. Know that if you’re scrolling through these, picture #7 is EXTREMELY NSFW, for a lot of reasons (Go Fug Yourself)
Warning: after watching Chrissy Teigen drizzle icing on cinnamon rolls while singing softly to herself, you may never be able to look at a breakfast pastry the same way again.
In a recent poll, 30% of Republican voters say they support the bombing of Agrabah. Agrabah, in case you’re wondering why that sounds so familiar, is the fictional kingdom where Aladdin lives. So yes, please save us from the evil religious extremists, no matter how fictional. (Mediaite)
I’m super impressed by how this little girl kept her cool after seeing Santa out Christmas shopping. Even more impressed, of course, with Santa playing along so sweetly.
A reminder that 2015 is the year that brought us the all around uncomfortable marriage of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. (Lainey)
Dustin’s handing out awards for great TV performances. They’re not ranked, but if they were, we know who’d get the #1 spot, right? (Uproxx)
The Democratic debate is airing on Star Wars opening weekend? How badly do they want to make sure literally no one watches this thing? (Mashable)
The day is finally here, the one you’ve been patiently waiting for, for it seems like forever. And now, it’s true, it’s really here. Today… you can register for Cannonball Read 8. Join hundreds of book-lovers who’ll race to review 52 books first, AND fight cancer at the same time. Sign up today! (Cannonball Read 8)
Happy Friday! Don’t be afraid to try something new this weekend, and try not to be embarrassed if you’re not a natural.