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Chris Pratt Is Mario Now, Like Nintendo Mario. The World’s a Messed Up Place, Man

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 23, 2021 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 23, 2021 |


Because God is dead, Chris Pratt will be the voice of Mario in the new Super Mario Bros. animated movie. Kind of an odd, boringly safe choice, but the rest of the voice cast is admittedly stacked. (Kotaku)

Huge congrats to Sarah Marrs on becoming Lainey Gossip’s new Deputy Editor! Always happy to see fantastic writers doing well in this poophole of an industry. (Lainey Gossip)

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle take Manhattan. (Dlisted)

Christopher Meloni addresses the absolute horsesh*t of having to go to church on Sunday mornings as a kid. Just the worst. (Celebitchy)

The other day I wrote about Kara Bell, who successfully managed to get Out of Darkness pulled from a Texas middle school by screaming about anal during a school board meeting. So to put the focus where it really belongs, here’s a great thread by the book’s author addressing the book’s critics. (Ashley Hope Pérez)

Sounds like Britney Spears is getting a pre-nup. (The Cut)

“Amber Heard Drags LAPD Further Into Her Legal Battle With Johnny Depp” is one way to word a headline, I guess. (Deadline)

Cassandra Peterson on coming up with Elvira, coming clean in her book, and her recent coming out. (Jezebel)

Cary Fukunaga says Connery’s Bond is “basically” a rapist. Accurate. (IndieWire)

Jared Harris talks about Foundation and how the new Apple series superpower is… math? Chris Pratt is Mario. What even matters anymore? (Collider)

Postcardsandbooks wants to make sure that you don’t ever have to read The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, even if it has been called "the Harry Potter of the 1700s". She says, "Honestly, he’s just an arsehole who blames everyone else for his perceived misfortunes and I just wished he had died earlier, possibly from an infant illness so I never had to hear from him to begin with." Have you read any of the Sturm und Drang novels of the late 18th century? (Cannonball Read 13)

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Mike is a Staff Contributor living in Pennsyltucky. You can follow him on Twitter.

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