I expected Marilyn Manson to look at least a little bit badass in Sons of Anarchy. Boy, I was wrong on several levels. Plus, some details from the final season. (WG)
Liv Tyler promoted The Leftovers by telling the world that co-star Justin Theroux’s bulge is very distracting. What I find more distracting is how Theroux’s character goes running in clothes that no one has worn since the 1980s. My television analysis runs so deep. (DListed)
Keri Russell is still killing it in the miniskirts, y’all. What a week. (GFY)
This writer valiantly attempts to pinpoint the exact moment that True Blood went wrong, starting with Sookie’s magical fairy vagina and ridiculous name. F*ck Sookie. (Unreality)
Would you watch a Fargo-like thriller that’s set on the moon if Darren Aronofsky slid into the director’s seat? (Slashfilm)
This essay makes the case that the romcom industrial complex isn’t quite dead, but it is undead. And maybe not even the eternally lovable Amy Poeher and Paul Rudd can save it? There’s gotta be a way. (Atlantic)
I’ll bet you were dying to see the first film still of Jack Black in character for the Goosebumps movie adaptation. Okay, please pretend. For me. (TMS)
Kelly Ripa raves about the benefits of Botox and tells us its hidden benefits. Also, did you know that dentists are sending out creepy invites to ‘Tox & Mimosa parties? True story. (CB)
Will anyone ever recapture the same sort of steamy yet iconic vibe that Phoebe Cates pulled off in Fast Times at Ridgemont High? A lot of movies have tried, and here’s a thoughtful investigation. Chris Evans with a banana in his butt may come close. (Uproxx)
Olivia Wilde may not be able to sell tickets at the box office, but she can wear the hell out of a t-shirt. Baby Otis Alexander is working it too. (INO)
Scarlett Johansson needed 3 stunt doubles to film her Black Widow scenes in Avengers 2. This is nothing unusual at all, but some people are making a huge deal out of Scar “burdening” the production with her inconvenient pregnancy. (Lainey)
There can never be enough slang words for doing the nasty. Here are 31 really adorable ones from centuries past. (MF)
Jack Antonoff believes that Taylor Swift is our generation’s Michael Jackson. Talk about a premature declaration. (EB)
The show Bones is loosely based on the Temperance Brennan books by Kathy Reichs. After a Netflix binge of the show, DataAngel went back to the source material to read and review Deja Dead, and often turns out, “The show doesn’t do the books justice.” Are you a fan of Bones or these books? (Cannonball Read 6)
Does anyone remember that one time that Weird Al looked like a normal person? Enjoy.
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