Charlize Theron Will Get Your A** Banned From Her Fancy Gym
If you’ve begrudgingly decided to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this weekend for the kids (or for the liquor), then you may appreciate this tongue-in-cheek discussion of which turtle is the hottest. Actually, they all look scary as hell. (Decider)
Charlie Hunnam’s Jax has no more f*cks to give in the trailer for Sons of Anarchy’s final season. He can also bro-walk with the best of them. (WG)
Hey, Joaquin Phoenix? We’d appreciate it if you could stop kissing Emma Stone for a moment and tend to those Dr. Strange casting rumors. (Lainey)
Most high school photos of celebrities show a massive transformation from awkward to physically unattainable. Steve Buscemi (always a trailblazer) has changed this trend. His yearbook pic looks exactly as you’d expect. (Vulture)
Elisabeth Moss has been moving through recent promotional events like an absolute dream. She’s such an underrated knockout. (GFY)
Would you be surprised to learn that Gwyneth Paltrow may be “consciously coupling” with the dude who co-created Glee? His name is Brad Falchuk, and he’s married with children. He and Goop have so much in common though. They both share a love of blowing way too much money on ridiculous vacations. (DListed)
Despite the possible homewrecking scenario, Gwyneth has magnanimously taken it upon herself to shelter Beyonce from her own marriage rumors. Bey has been staying at Goop’s mansion between tour dates. Jay-Z may be there too. (PS)
If you’ve been waiting for the best possible moment to spring for an Iron Man bath sponge (no judgment), you’ll be thrilled to find that prices are falling. (TMS)
This mashup of Guardians of the Galaxy and Bob’s Burgers is the perfect antidote to slow Friday doldrums. (WG)
Eli Roth is not having a good day. The Green Inferno was scheduled for a wide release in early September, but the film has been yanked from the schedule. The company who agreed to do the P&A decided to pull out. Weird. (Slashfilm)
Pratt, Pratt, Pratt. The styling in this shoot is sloppy and inexcusable, but the Pratt charm shines though in the interview. I like the way he walks, and I like the way he talks. Pratt. Please let there never be a Pratt backlash. (CB)
There’s a very bizarre, unlikely feud going on between Charlize Theron and Sister Sister star Tia Mowry. I don’t quite understand why either one of them cares about the other, but it’s a huge, messy thing now. (Dish Nation)
The knitted version of Ash from the Evil Dead movies is too cute for words. Hail to the king, baby. (Unreality)
Can your current brand of existential dread be characterized as angst, ennui, or weltschmerz? The answer matters. (MF)
Don’t take this personally, but you look like you could use some heartwarming news today. I’m with you. This story about a girl reunited with her parents ten years after the devastating Indian Ocean tsunami is the best. (HP)
Will Arnett may be shameless, but at least he’s consistent. Someday he’ll roll up to talk shows and promise the 75th season of Arrested Development.
Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at Celebitchy.com.
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