Kaiser basically took the words out of my mouth about Lizzo’s “hole dress” situation at the basketball game Sunday night. - (Celebitchy)
Something about hearing Victoria Beckham say “poop emoji” just makes me giggle. - (Lainey)
Switch all of the “Mikes” to “Steve” and this might be my husband’s company. - (McSweeney’s)
I’ve definitely worked for bosses like Steph Corey, which is one of the reasons I now only work part-time, from home, and for Dustin. That’s no way to live. Toxic bosses are killing the spirits of their whole workforce. - (Bloomberg)
If we can save just one family’s holiday cards this year it will have been worth it. - (VCG)
Courtney said it all!
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. https://t.co/9WfanwJ2kr— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) December 11, 2019
OKAY, first off, while nothing about this is appropriate for Court and secondly, why didn’t anyone carry the back of that coat? It’s dragging all over the gross NYC ground! But that all said? I really like that feathered coat. I mean, *I* couldn’t get away with it, but I do like it. - (DListed)
Look: Charlize has two Oscar nominations, and one win; six Golden Globe nominations and a win, so I don’t understand why she’s so excited about a SAG nomination, but it’s still hilarious that she accidentally flashes everyone here.
Stephen A. Crockett Jr. has returned from paternity leave, and we are glad, for he was very missed. - (The Root)
As a certified Old Person, I would likely be the target audience for the upcoming Showtime documentaries about ’80s bands Duran Duran and New Order. However, with the Wonder Woman 1984 trailers, they might get some of the youths interested too. - (SOMG)
Guac should be free! - (BP)
The “Super Apple,” Cosmic Crisp, is in stores now. Have you had one? - (The Takeout)
I’m Sorry To Bother You director Boots Riley broke down how the Joker movie failed to shake up the superhero genre. - (Shadow and Act)
Could anyone other than Dwayne Johnson pull off this suit? I honestly don’t know. It looks damn good on him, though. - (GFY)
This is best with sound on.
I wish a frog would jump on me while I’m driving cuz I’d kill us both 😭 pic.twitter.com/AWZDm66kMW— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) December 10, 2019
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