The lovely and amazing Paula Patton has resurfaced in the public eye after six months of washing off Robin Thicke’s douche scent. (NYDN)
Miley Cyrus criticizes the media’s focus on the criminal history of her homeless VMA date, Jesse Helt. She’s correct. The media is completely ignoring the plight homeless people and focusing on the mildly salacious details of this young man’s past. (CB) Just FYI: Miley raised $200,000 in one day after letting Jesse take over her VMA speech. (HuffPo)
These new photos from the final season of Sons of Anarchy are unsettling & appropriately so. (EW)
Once again, Justin Bieber was barely held back by his paid security when he tried to crush someone’s personal property. So he won’t be charged with whatever applicable crime. Surprise. (DL)
I thoroughly enjoyed Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. It was tinged with sarcasm, but it was still a cute vid. (TMS)
The so-called directors of Captain America 3 are talking about Hawkeye appearing in a Black Widow-esque role. They strategically make no mention of Winter Soldier. LIES. All lies. (Slashfilm)
Everyone’s talking about Michael Keaton being a lock for an Oscar nom in Birdman. Ahead of tonight’s Venice premiere, here are some snaps from the film’s photocall. (Lainey)
The dark side of die-hard fandom isn’t exactly comparable to Dave Chappelle’s remarks about Native Americans. Instead, this is a discussion of why people pay to hate-watch movies. (Unreality)
Apparently, Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are dating. Really? She’s fantastic. He’s a tool. But they both have plenty of baggage. (Us)
History’s most amazing lie isn’t what the Devil said in The Usual Suspects. (MF)
Praise Yeezus, I am burnt out on fashion after the Emmys & VMAs. There’s still room to talk about Allison Janney’s bizarre crushed velvet number. (GFY)
Do “real nerds” hate The Big Bang Theory? If they don’t, they probably should for many reasons. Starting with Chuck Lorre and ending with the show’s intended audience: The Average Television Viewer. (Uproxx)
Shakespeare + Monsters + D*ck Jokes = Christopher Moore. That’s the kind of equation Pajibans like to compute! See how KimMiE” came up with this formula in her review of The Serpent of Venice. (Cannonball Read 6)
This ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is one of the steamiest yet. Carla Gugino made out with Malin Akerman. Carla could make out with anyone, and it would be hot. No more words.
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