Angelina Jolie is a JOY in her new role in Elle Fanning’s Instagram as “mom-so-lame-she’s-actually-cool.” (Lainey)
Speaking of Jolie, Michelle Pfeiffer has joined the cast of Malefecient 2 and that is a damn fine cast. (/Film)
With all this Roseanne business today, we totally missed Taylor Swift’s #ShowerGate, but the Swifties most certainly did not. (Celebitchy)
In the wake of Roseanne’s cancellation, conservatives are now trying to get Bill Maher canceled to stick it to the libs. Actually, I have only found, like, two conservatives asking for that among the hundreds of liberals laughing at the prospect.
First they came for Roseanne and I was like "Hell yeah."— The Failing New York Tim™ (@TimDuffy) May 29, 2018
Then they came for Bill Maher and I was like "Holy shit. Is it my birthday?"
You guys.— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) May 29, 2018
Conservatives think they're going to avenge Roseanne and punish liberals by getting Bill Maher taken off the air.
Oh no. *flails arms limply* Please don't. *falls asleep on couch*
Wait… conservatives are demanding Bill Maher be taken off the air in exchange for Roseanne? Gosh, that's a tough one, but you know, fair is fair. And in the interest of total fairness, we should make this happen without further delay. I don't make the rules.— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) May 29, 2018
Tiffany Haddish wrote about her abusive ex-husband, and now that asshole is suing her for $1 million. (Dlisted)
While Andrew Lincoln and Lauren Cohan are leaving The Walking Dead universe, it seems that Rosario Dawson may be leaving the Marvel Netflix universe, too. (The Mary Sue)
Guess who is expected to be the key witness in the obstruction of justice case against the President? Jeff Sessions. It really is a fun day, isn’t it? (NYTimes)
Rebecca Pahle answers the most important post-Solo question:
Missouri’s dickhead governor, Eric Greitens — facing felony charges after an indictment and a potential impeachment — has finally resigned, effective Friday. Maybe we don’t have to lie to get justice.
The arrest of Harvey Weinstein, the resignation today of Eric Greitens, the wide ranging impact of #Metoo and the firing of Roseanne following her racist tweet — these are all inspiring counterpoints and reactions to Trump. Express your outrage every day. It helps.— Tony Schwartz (@tonyschwartz) May 30, 2018
Sorry about the Rockets’ loss last night, Houston fans. But you know who you can blame for the loss (among many, many other things). (The Root)
Sir David Attenborough is the only person to have won BAFTAs for programmes made in black and white, colour, HD, 3D and 4K.— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 29, 2018
Is it possible for the immortal embodiment of Pestilence and a human woman to find a Happily Ever After? Malin wasn’t at all sure, but when Laura Thalassa’s Pestilence was chosen as the book of the month for the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout, she thought she would check it out. While it was engrossing and well written, she’s still uncertain, "it’s difficult to really see him as a worthwhile hero - cause you know, genocide." (Cannonball Read 10)
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