Britney Spears Under Investigation for Allegedly Assaulting Her Housekeeper

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 19, 2021 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 19, 2021 |

Britney Spears is under investigation for allegedly assaulting her housekeeper because the woman took Britney’s dog to the vet. That’s probably not great. (TMZ)

Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost named their baby Cosmo. Neat? (Lainey Gossip)

Nicole Kidman skipped a mandatory quarantine in Hong Kong, and it’s understandably been a whole entire thing. (Dlisted)

Kelly Clarkson’s ex was jealous of her success. Yup, that’ll do it. (Celebitchy)

This a very simple thread but mind-blowing in the sheer improbability of it. https://t.co/zAxt7ceuYx

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) August 19, 2021

A necessary read from Roxana: The Horatio Sanz lawsuit is an explosive story about SNL, NBC, and Jimmy Fallon. (Humorism)

From Claude: Black Panther 2 will introduce a long-awaited hero. (Comic Book)

And Roxana again: Ice cream truck history! (Smithsonian)

From Jen: This is how you end up with a Westworld, people. Nobody wants a Westworld:

Disney wants the robots in its parks to come alive. One goal: Setting them free from the confines of the rides and letting them wander walkways to turn the parks into, as one executive put it, "inhabited places." https://t.co/UGlTjq0Cjw

— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 19, 2021

Props to Jezebel for this headline on the OnlyFans debacle. (Jezebel)

The Broccolis make it clear: James Bond will never be a TV series. (/Film)

And speaking of only making “cinema,” maybe now’s not the time to get all hoity-toity about the ~theatrical experience~, Denis Villeneuve. (Variety)

CoffeeShopReader picked up G. Willow Wilson’s Alif the Unseen in preparation for next month’s Cannon Book Club. "What I really enjoyed was the focus on language and understanding of the world and how those things relate; it’s not just the literary stuff, it’s also computer language as well as world-view." Cannonball Read will be talking about Fairytales and Adaptations September 17th and 18th. Have you read any of the selected books? (Cannonball Read 13)

This clip of Keanu meeting his hero Sonny Chiba says it all. RIP to a true legend. You will be missed, Sonny. pic.twitter.com/4ZswAcnAEA

— Sam Vaxxed Haren (@SamShotFirst) August 19, 2021