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Brendan Fraser Has High Standards

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 25, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 25, 2010 |

Brendan Fraser is turning down Journey to the Center of the Earth 2 because the paycheck wasn’t big enough. Just kidding! It’s because they couldn’t get “the director he wanted.” No, really. That director is going to instead be involved with a new Clint Eastwood project. Just kidding! The Yogi Bear movie. (Film Drunk)

If you’ve been alternating vomiting and diarrhea due to that case of Bieber Fever you contracted, this is just the cure: A Firefox add-on that will effectively erase Justin Bieber from the internet. (Agent Bedhead)

Just when you forgot about Human Centipede, now you can play it in old school video game form. OK I have to admit, this made me laugh. (i Mockery)

Michael Murray recently reviewed A&E’s “The Runaway Squad,” and the star of the show actually took umbrage with said review and wrote a complaint. Ha ha! Here’s Mr. Murray’s response. (Michael Murray)

Remember that Evil Beet article I linked yesterday about Joe Francis abusing a pregnant woman? Well, he sent them a cease and desist trying to bully them into removing the content of which they are completely in their rights to publish, so let’s all point and laugh at him and his small, ineffectual penis. (Evil Beet)

Can you name which real colleges these fictional characters went to? (mental floss)

So Lindsay Lohan amazingly was able to avoid jail time but is instead ordered to wear an alcohol monitoring device. Hmm. That might actually be worse than jail. At least jail has that hooch they brew in the toilet. (Yeeeah!)

The real life Amityville Horror house is up for sale for just $1.5 million. Um, can I just say, FUCK THAT? You couldn’t pay me $1.5 million to live in that house. (Cinematical)

Ha ha, “Lost” nerds. The series finale garnered just slightly less viewers than the series finale of “Mr. Belvedere.” That was pretty awesome, though, when Mr. Belvedere got married and left the country. (Warming Glow)

I was amazed that soaking your tampons in vodka was actually a thing, but kids have somehow found a way to be even more stupid by taking it in the eye. (YBNBY)

Axe Body Spray has a new “Shirtless Kirk” cologne out, if you’ve always wondered what it’s like to small like the Shat. (Topless Robot)

Here are five reasons why it’s not cool to admit you’re a gamer. I don’t need five reasons, I can sum it up in two words: “sex” and “life.” (Cracked)

Rich over at FourFour made a new supercut video of this past season of “Celebrity Apprentice,” which, in retrospect should have been called “Donald Trump’s Under the Bus.”

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