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Brad Pitt Covers "Vanity Fair" And, Forgive Me, But This Is Some Benjamin Buttons Sh*t

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | April 30, 2013 |

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | April 30, 2013 |

Last night on “The Daily Show” Jon Hamm boasted that after he was done with Linda Cardellini, Don Draper would be working his way through all the iconic TV beauties. Given that Rory Gilmore and Alex Mack are already off the table, who would you like to see fall into his clutches next? Topanga? (Vulture)
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I love Charlie Pierce’s piece on Jason Collins. He calls out “Sports Illustrated” for their headline “The Gay Athlete.” The Gay? Yeah that sounded a bit like Margaret Cho’s mom to me as well. (Grantland)

I’m guessing the person who wrote the headline “What If Disney Villains Were Beautiful?” is either blind or has never seen Maleficent, the hottest of all Disney ladies. The being said, this is not only a fun and silly art project but also raises the question of why our villains are so often ugly. Also, Ursula? Rowr. (Unreality)

There’s a serious contender to play Daddy Warbucks opposite Quvenzhané Wallis in Annie. The good news? He can legit sing. (/Film)

Buzzfeed has “13 Mistakes From Your Fist First Time At A Lesbian Bar.” (Buzzfeed)

Brad, buddy, I haven’t seen this much vaseline on a lens since a White Diamonds commercial. Don’t hide your wrinkles under soft focus, bud. You earned them. (Celebitchy)

If you’re looking to fill in the gaps of your “Game Of Thrones” obsession between TK’s Monday recap and our end of week coverage, may I suggest Neil Miller’s excellent “Blog of Thrones”? Great stuff. (FSR)

Dustin has a round-up of what the cast of “Vikings” looks like all cleaned up. I still haven’t watched a second of that show but, damn, this has to be one of the prettiest casts ever assembled. (Uproxx)

This “11 Spam Comments that Look like Drunk Thesauruses (And Why)” is right up your Pajiban alley. (Mental Floss)

For those of you who enjoyed this last week’s episode of “Doctor Who” (I didn’t), someone has tried mapping out the interior of the TARDIS. Deeply delightful geeky stuff. (The Mary Sue)

Pity the fool who loses his LIFE SAVINGS on a carnival game, and ends up with only a dreadlocked banana. (Videogum)

Speaking of delightful geeks, the Royal youngins, Harry Will and Kate, attended the opening of a new Warner Brothers studio. The dorky way in which they mucked around with Harry Potter wands might be enough to make you forget your hatred for the Royal Family. No? Ah well. (GFY)

Finally, a smidge-y bit of “WTF, Nature!” This is, I believe, some chandelier ice and it’s gorgeous.

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