By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | September 28, 2024 |
Before we get to the links, to all of our readers and friends affected by Hurricane Helene, you are in our thoughts and we hope you, your family, and your pets are safe.
If you’re seeing Jelly Roll all over the place and wondering, who is this guy? Where did he come from? Is Jelly Roll his government name? Is someone going to legit think I’m seriously asking that? This will clear it all up for you. - (Vulture)
In August, Bowen Yang revealed a host that made multiple SNL cast members cry — we speculated at the time it might be Eddie Murphy or even Dan Levy. This week, Yang offered a few more details, mostly saying that the host created a hostile environment because he hated every “f**king” idea. That makes me think even more that it was Eddie Murphy, because the cast is more likely to take offense to him hating their ideas. (NYPost)
I didn’t happen to catch the People’s Choice Country Awards, but if I had watched them, I would not have recognized Shania Twain even if her name was in big ol’ honkin’ letters on the screen in front of her as she sang “That Don’t Impress Me Much” and the announcer said, “Shania Twain is now singing her hit song from 1997” and the dancers spelled out “S.H.A.N.I.A” in some kind of dance thing in front of the backdrop that read “SHANIA” in 40-foot letters. But she looked good tho! - (GFY)
Megalopolis is Cats - (Lainey Gossip)
This woman is in a “hostage situation” with a squirrel and it is ridiculously funny. - (IG)
Dustin asked, “Did we know that Molly Gordon and Jeremy Allen White are apparently an item?” - (Page Six)
As fast as you can say, “Sometimes people are so good and kind,” other people turn right around and wreck it. If you’re at all familiar with the “She deserved the purse” feel-good moment on TikTok, you probably predicted how it would be ruined. - (TMS)
I want to party with Ina Garten. - (Jezebel)
In appreciation of the late great Maggie Smith, Kayleigh wrote about her third-act career boom as the Dowager Duchess of Downton Abbey. - (The Wrap)
It’s been 20 6 long years, but Jenna Dewan and Charming Potato are finally officially divorced! - (E!)
Haley Joel Osment reflects on working with Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense for the film’s 25th anniversary. - (EW)
And on their 10th anniversary, watch Colin Jost and Michael Che on their Weekend Update debut. - (LateNighter)
Would a four-day workweek increase productivity? - (Celebitchy)
It’s my favorite time of the year; it’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherf***er! - (McSweeney’s)
Tony and I are on the same page.