Blake Shelton, 'Vulgar Adulterer Hated By God,' Mouths Off to Those Westboro Baptist Church 'Dipsh*ts'
Jennifer Lawrence is remaking East of Eden, the movie based on the Steinbeck novel starring James Dean. She’ll take the Jo Van Fleet role. I’m OK with that, but there’s no one that’s gonna be able to take on the James Dean role without a huge public backlash of 80 year olds. (Slashfilm)
Season three of Homeland kicks off this weekend. There’s evidence that suggests that Nicholas Brody doesn’t make it through the year. (WG)
The Westboro Church folks are on Twitter now, and they got downright nasty with Blake Shelton, complaining that Shelton’s decision to leave his wife and marry Miranda Lambert is why “f*gs” think it’s OK to marry. Shelton took the troll bait, and unfortunately, said something that didn’t help matters. (BigFrog)
“You have to wonder if Team Miley was aware that we all would reach Miley’s Tongue Maximum Saturation after about forty-five minutes. Truly, how much tongue can you take from one person?” It’s the decade’s most important question. (GFY)
Why yes, Eva Mendes will bring Ryan Gosling’s dog to an interview with her, but that does not give you the right, dear journalist, to ask about their relationship. (Celebitchy)
Here’s something useful: 6 simple ways to extend your iPhone battery life after installing iOS7. (The Week)
Oh, Arkansas! Two public intoxication arrests in 24 hours. Bless you. (Gawker)
Here’s a supercut of literally every ‘literally’ that comes out of Chris Traeger’s mouth in Parks and Recreation. (Vulture)
You know who does fantastic book-store displays? Our own Joanna Robinson. She”ll appreciate these 30 Excellent Bookstore Windows from Around the World. (Flavorwire)
Pajiba’s Misery Night-ers are going to be miserable about this: Hoarders has been cancelled. (Grantland)
Here’s a video juxtaposing the voice of little Anakin Skywalter with the actions of big Darth Vader. (Unreality)
Last night’s episode of The League featured Dirty Randy and Rafi going to Los Angeles, and there was an The Accused joke that made me burn with shame for laughing. (Uproxx)
Finally, my favorite thing on the Internet today is this montage of babies eating cake. It’s immensely adorable.