Beyoncé Just Poured Your College Tuition Into a Hot Tub & George Clooney Gets B*tchy With His Trolls
Dustin has a roundup of David Letterman’s biggest feuds and grudges, which has reminded me of two things I’d forgotten about: 1. That time Letterman dedicated 5 minutes to exploring the idea of whether Donald Trump is racist or just a stupid idiot. And 2. Please dear godtopus, never let me be in a room with Crispin Glover. (Uproxx)
Charlize Theron’s legs, whoa. I’m trying to find more words to say here, but… legs. (Go Fug Yourself)
The Cannes mandate on women wearing high heels keeps getting shittier and shittier. Not only are they physically pushing women in flats from the red carpet and turning away the elderly, but now amputees are being denied entry to screenings if they’re not wearing heels. Do you see yourself, Cannes? Do you see what an asshole you are? Because EVERYONE ELSE DOES. (BBC)
Beyonce may have poured a $20,000 bottle of wine into a hot tub during a music video (or not). I’ve never actively wished for someone to get a UTI before, but if that ended up being a result of this terrible choice, it may reduce the rage just a smidge. (Celebitchy)
George Clooney has found his preferred weapon against angry trolls: super bitchy comments. (DListed)
Here’s something to make you feel really really really old. Those Suite Life of Zack and Cody boys just graduated from college. (MTV)
Someone leaked a brand strategy memo from a Texas “breastaurant.” Warning: extreme gender confine grossness ahead. (ThinkProgress)
I’m sure it will shock exactly none of you to learn that people are having a field day tweeting racist bulls*t at Barack Obama’s new Twitter account. (Daily Dot)
The Importance of Being Earnest has a special place in teacher Melina’s heart because "…while the kids moan and groan that they have to READ ANOTHER PIECE OF LITERATURE IN LIT CLASS (the HORROR! the HORROR!) within a few minutes they get into the flow of the play and then smiles start to cross their faces and maybe even a little chuckle echos off the walls…and then I smile! I stop feeling burned out and pick up my internal pace and get re-centered." Have you read or seen this Oscar Wilde play that gets this Cannonballer through the school year? (Cannonball Read 7)
I feel like there were a lot of racist and sexist and ragey links today. Here’s something wonderful: A mashup tribute to the Unbreakable Furiosa.
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